[jaymajik]

I once had a fight with my girlfriend when we were driving in Ireland. She asked me what the red lights on the back of the car in front were. I said they were brake lights, which went on when the car in front was slowing down. For some reason, she refused to believe this and thought I was taking the piss out of her. She kept asking, and I kept telling her the same thing, but she wouldn't believe it and got really angry.

Yes, she is a blonde, and, more worryingly, she can drive...