Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
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"Dude, without a doubt, xxxxx is a bot. Look at him, he only plays like, a fourth of his hands."
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I had this happen to me once. Some guy kept stealing my blinds and I got upset but I was getting crap cards so I never defended. So I added my entire bankroll to the table to see if it would demand some respect from him. He noticed RIGHT AWAY and started going on and on about it.
I also did not have chat enabled because of cussing, so I couldn't talk to him. But after about 15 minutes of him watching me closely now and seeing my tight-aggressive style he tells the table "He's a bot for sure. Look, he won't even answer me. He has all the money and he keeps playing tight-aggressive! I'm reporting you! You've just been reported for being a bot!" He kept "explaining" to the table that I'll play few hands but play them very aggressively. Some people didn't even know what a bot was. This guy felt so smart. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
HAHAHAHA. Yes I added him to my buddy list and now that my chat is enabled I will look for him and go laugh at him.
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