German lawyer jokes
What's the difference between a lawyer and a lamprey?
One of them has extensive knowledge of case law, while the other one is a marine animal.
What do you call a place where a lawyer has been shot?
A murder scene.
What do you call a shark that ate a lawyer?
A carnivore.
Did you hear about the hostage situation? A man took twelve lawyers hostage; the situation is still unresolved.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, as long as they have a ladder.
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