You know you\'re on tilt when...
 

<Insert your funny one liners>
Mine:

you look down at your cards and think of calling with your RROESD (runner runner open ended).

-eric

Re: You know you\'re on tilt when...
 

blood is spraying out of your eyes.

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Cant figure out how your chair just flew across the room and lodged in the wall about three feet up.

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You have to try and will the computer to raise for you, since your mouse is smashed into pieces all over the room

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you find you killed your cat

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The fold button has disappeared from the software.

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You punch yourself in the balls repeatedly because it makes you feel better.

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Your gf is pissed, because all the blood went to your head.

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You call a 10xbb raise from SB with 34o because the 80/40 guy sitting to your right keeps hitting the board with any two.

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I'm always on tilt.

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I know I'm on tilt when I start looking for my credit card.

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... you cant stop screaming and get pissed on everyone else outside poker.

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You leave a table and the table immediately empties.
Then those players suddenly appear next to you on your other table(s).

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My neighbours come round to check everyone is alright

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I tell myself "doing X here is bad", and then do it.

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I know that I'm on tilt when I get up to leave but decide to buy back in anyway.

For the 4th time.

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When I reinstall PBJ

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you play 8 tables at the same time to test our the power of variance

Re: You know you\'re on tilt when...
 

....you have the chair and noose ready.

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The number of cigarettes you smoked is greater than the number of hands you played.

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A2 starts to look like a good straight-draw hand

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You move up 4 limits in 2 hours to make back what you lost on the lower limits...


MDoranD

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...you're about to go to bed and your roommate tells you that Juanda is sitting at 25/50 with 5k, and of course you have to sit down. Then, you reraise T2o out of the blinds after a raise and a call, the flop comes K22 and you stack Hoyt Corkins!

Re: You know you\'re on tilt when...
 

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You move up 4 limits in 2 hours to make back what you lost on the lower limits...


MDoranD

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You post hands in BBV

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You play any 2 regardless if its raised preflop and figuring the perfect flop in advance every hand (of course it never comes).

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Picking up the bong and big slick have become routine simultaneous occurances.

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you are forced to stop playing because some donkey rivered you again, and now your mouse is in a million pieces all over the floor.

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[ QUOTE ]
Picking up the bong and big slick have become routine simultaneous occurances.

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If you said

"do you see why?"

I'd say

"no"

Re: You know you\'re on tilt when...
 

When you wake up the next morning hungover and find a dead body in your closet.

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When you wake up the next morning hungover and find a dead body in your closet.

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I think we have a winner.

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When you are cleaning coffee/orange juice from your keyboard after you hit your desk, and the cup goes onto the keyboard and liquid inside the keys, for the 2nd time that week.

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...you are me.

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[ QUOTE ]
You leave a table and the table immediately empties.
Then those players suddenly appear next to you on your other table(s).

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Love it

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You play a hand to showdown, And lose.
The villian had a better hand on every street. The villian took a big pot from you. The villian made no mistakes you can think of.

Still you mutter to yourself out loud "[censored]ing fish"

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When the ATM machine recognizes you by name...

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This thread is awesome.

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You know you're on tilt when...

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[censored] You

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when you think about going to a casino and betting the night's losses on 1 hand.

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you smash your stack of chips into the desk (that you shuffle while you play online because you're a dork)

yet no matter how pissed you are you never break any (because you're a p***y)

now there's dents all over you're desk (because you're a loser)