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last night: "i fantasize about my dad. do you fantasize about your mom?"

weirder still: it reaaaaaally turned me on.

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It's ok, I just pooped.

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"I had a dream last night that I was a soccer mom and you were the soccer coach of all our beautiful little soccer kids."

She's not into soccer and I'm about 15 years away from thinking about kids.

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"you're like a statue"... actually that was pretty hot.

"you know edfurlong?"

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If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you :

"I want to feel you cum inside me"

No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode.

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"i cant wait till u meet my dad cos he likes fishing too"

"if i was 16 we could get married tomorrow"

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If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you :

"I want to feel you cum inside me"

No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode.

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wtf r u serious? I bust right then and there.

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"if i was 16 we could get married tomorrow"

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pffahhaahah

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If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you :

"I want to feel you cum inside me"

No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode.

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wtf r u serious? I bust right then and there.

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Seriously, this would be a pretty big turn on.

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"Get off me dad, your crushing my smokes."

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This kind of sh!t is exactly what makes me want to go out and fk every chick on earth. I've never had a raunchy/dirty/fk'd up chick say something weird to me before, but almost everything said so far here (except the pooped) would def make me bust a nut pronto. Most of the girls I've been w/ lay there like a limp noodle, with the occasional screamer here and there. This thread would be even better w/ pics (what thread wouldn't?) of the girls who say this sh!t.

In short, keep 'em coming, I'm masturbating.

Brian

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This kind of sh!t is exactly what makes me want to go out and fk every chick on earth. I've never had a raunchy/dirty/fk'd up chick say something weird to me before, but almost everything said so far here (except the pooped) would def make me bust a nut pronto. Most of the girls I've been w/ lay there like a limp noodle, with the occasional screamer here and there.

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A little advice. Start sleeping with girls over the age of 12.

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"would you ever pay to have sex?"

seriously

she thought this was a good thing to say

and no she was not a hooker

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If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you :

"I want to feel you cum inside me"

No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode.

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wtf r u serious? I bust right now.

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If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you :

"I want to feel you cum inside me"

No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode.

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pics please. name, age, number, address, school, religion and favorite food while you're at it

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If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you :

"I want to feel you cum inside me"

No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode.

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wtf?

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last night: "i fantasize about my dad. do you fantasize about your mom?"

weirder still: it reaaaaaally turned me on.

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Winner

ugh

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This kind of sh!t is exactly what makes me want to go out and fk every chick on earth. I've never had a raunchy/dirty/fk'd up chick say something weird to me before, but almost everything said so far here (except the pooped) would def make me bust a nut pronto. Most of the girls I've been w/ lay there like a limp noodle, with the occasional screamer here and there.

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A little advice. Start sleeping with girls who aren't fat.

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FYP.

I'd imagine 12 year old girls are quite raunchy actually, lots of kicking/screaming/fighting, and probably say some fk'd up things too.

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If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you :

"I want to feel you cum inside me"

No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode.

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"Hold up.
Yo, answer this question:
Are you a virgin?"

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Not me but happened to a friend of mine, just about as he is about to slip in his dong in for the first time:

Her: "My uncle used to molest me........"

Him: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh"

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Not me but happened to a friend of mine, just about as he is about to slip in his dong in for the first time:

Her: "My uncle used to molest me........"

Him: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh"

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haha, [censored]. That IS messed up.

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Right before having sex doggystyle for the first time, my girlfriend told me she tried it with her ex-boyfriend and they had to call 911 because he experienced heart palpitations.

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"you were much better than your brother"--I had no idea he had banged this chick. She said it within 15 seconds of swallowing. The look on my face had to be priceless.

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"I'm positive this is where the phrase Hurts So Good comes from," shortly after buttsecks.

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Before-

"I'll suck your dick if you let me throw up after."

Bulimic ex-girlfriend that had just eaten a big meal and wanted to purge but knew I would try to stop her, so she was bartering. Worked. Head was surprisingly good since she was so motivated to finish quick and puke before she finished digesting.


During-

She picks up phone while I'm railing her. "Hey Hunny. No. Exit 12. yeah. yeah. no i don't need anything. alright. ok. so you just got off 84? ok. see you in 15."

I've stopped banging her at this point and say "See who in 15?"

She says "Carlos".

So her boyfriend was getting their in 15 minutes, and I'm buck naked in her room. This made the rest of the sex pretty hot.


After-

Pick up girl at party and have sex with her. She's basically sober, maybe 1-2 drinks.

"So.....are we in love now?"


WTF. lol. I've had girls ask things like "So will I see you again or are we gonna date, but she jumps straight to love.


Plenty more dirty and strange things, but these stood out.

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"I'm positive this is where the phrase Hurts So Good comes from," shortly after buttsecks.

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weirdest thing a girl has said, not you've said.

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"are you almost done, my c**t is getting sore"

classy.

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Not me but happened to a friend of mine, just about as he is about to slip in his dong in for the first time:

Her: "My uncle used to molest me........"

Him: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh"

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I had a girl say that to me right after we finished the first time.

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"I'm positive this is where the phrase Hurts So Good comes from," shortly after buttsecks.

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weirdest thing a girl has said, not you've said.

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hahah. There are some quality posts so far in this thread.

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"Your wife was right...you're no damn good in bed."

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This kind of sh!t is exactly what makes me want to go out and fk every chick on earth. I've never had a raunchy/dirty/fk'd up chick say something weird to me before, but almost everything said so far here (except the pooped) would def make me bust a nut pronto. Most of the girls I've been w/ lay there like a limp noodle, with the occasional screamer here and there. This thread would be even better w/ pics (what thread wouldn't?) of the girls who say this sh!t.

In short, keep 'em coming, I'm masturbating.

Brian

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you are f'd up

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"I haven't been [censored] like that since grade school". Okay maybe it wasn't to me but....

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A friend of mine was gonna bang some chick for the first time but didn't have a condom so the chick said "It's okay, we can split the abortion 50/50."

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A friend of mine was gonna bang some chick for the first time but didn't have a condom so the chick said "It's okay, we can split the abortion 50/50."

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Would have married her on the spot. Well, after she got tested anyway.

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Her: You're alot better than Dad.
Me: Yea, thats what Mom says.

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I didn't even have time to get off and roll over and she says "who am I too you?" Quick ninja thinking and I say "Jennifer" and get up to take a shower.

I come back in my room after the shower and she now asks, "have you ever been in love?" in this real sweet voice like she is daydreaming about it at the moment.

Needless to say that was the first and last time she was in my bed.

I have a [censored] up one too. My first anal experience was very disturbing. G/F of about 2 years but we are only about 17 years old, so young, dumb, and full of cum, and will try anything. She tells me she wants me to put it in her 2 hole. Well I ain't saying no to that so I do it.

The whole time she keeps talking like she likes it, keep going, more, don't stop. Now the whole time was like 3 min. cause I'm 17 and this [censored] is great. Well afterwards I'm getting dressed and she is sitting in the other seat with this wierd look on her face, so I ask what is wrong. Of course she starts crying, so I ask what is wrong again.

"My ex-raped me one time, and forced it in my 2 hole and that just brought back bad memories"

WOW. Ok. Not once did we ever have sex again. About 2 months later we split up. There was nothing she could say or do to turn me on after that.

WOMEN ARE FCKED UP CREATURES.

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"I love you." During.

Second date.

What.

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brag- exGF "if you aren't good i'll never call you again" followed by 7 months together [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

beat- also exGF "you're getting fat, i'm not giving you head until you lose it" i put on some weight while on a business trip for 3 weeks, she said that after i asked her why she hadn't given me head that night, as she usually offered

variance-"86"
in china people really don't say how old they are, they say what year they were born... she was 30ish (born before 1980) and i don't think she'd been with a younger guy in a while (or ever)... she just couldn't get over it... also she later was my best sex ever, but the first time was weird cause she kept saying that.

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You should have [censored] her while she was puking, the contractions are ridiculous.