Make my GF jealous BBV. And win monies.
 

Heres the story. Cliff notes at the bottom of course.

My gf of 2.5 years broke up last week because she was being a lying whore to me and I didn't trust her. So obviously this week she has been hanging out with all kinds of guys. Just to piss me off I suspect. But I know she also cares about me because she keeps wanting to talk to me and see me. Basically [censored] with my head.

So I need to retaliate some how. She says she would not be jealous of me if I started seeing/talking to some girl but I know she would. She was always wanted to check my facebook to see who was talking to me. Since this went on for so long, I pretty much had no female friends left when we broke up.

I don't want to actually go find some girl and SIIHP (this is not an EricW gimmick account btw). I just want to make her jealous somehow. So help me BBV. What should I do? Maybe something on facebook? Maybe some fake girl on facebook with hot picture of course? Something on facebook would be easiest because she checks it religiously.

Whoever comes up with the best solid idea (with everything necessary included). So if it was a facebook thing you would need a picture plus what to say on my wall from the fake account. Winnar gets $10 on stars.

No pics of gf. Sorry.

Let us gogogogo

Ciff notes: Broke up with gf. She is being a whore to make me jealous. I need to make her jealous. Tell me how. Winner gets $10.

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Claim pooptoad is your new GF.

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very simple : dont do anything.

just put "single" on you're facebook and delete her from your friends. then if she calls to hang out just ignore her.


girls cant stand being ignored.


SN : kyleparks

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1. Write on a different ex's wall. Preferably a hot/slutty one that you're still in contact with.
2. Wait for her to write back saying how much she wants to get together.
3. Laugh as gf goes apeshit
4. Profit

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very simple : dont do anything.

just put "single" on you're facebook and delete her from your friends. then if she calls to hang out just ignore her.


girls cant stand being ignored.


SN : kyleparks

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This is the same approach I would take though. Works very well. Girls love the games, if they feel like they're losing control they want it back. They always want what they cant have.

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personally i think its lame to try to make her jealous. be a man and get over it. my gf dumped me too this year and even though it was hard the 1st weeks...erm...i mean days cuz i'm cool and stuff...yo. anyway, forget her (read: ignore her. get out. hav fun, to be more exact: have some ons's (works pretty good for the ego thing). honestly beeing single is great. forget that hoe and enjoy it bein free!!!!

also: that other guy was right. ignoring her is obv your best move...and now get drunk and [censored] some [censored]

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1. Write on a different ex's wall. Preferably a hot/slutty one that you're still in contact with.
2. Wait for her to write back saying how much she wants to get together.
3. Laugh as gf goes apeshit
4. Profit

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Since this was such a long relationship, I haven't had many others. Just 2. One does not have facebook. The other one not very slutty. The one I'm trying to make jealous is definitely sluttiest that I've had. So I need something dramatic

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This is BBV4Life and you want me to do nothing? I must say I am disappointed so far. That may be the best advice though.

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This is BBV4Life and you want me to do nothing? I must say I am disappointed so far. That may be the best advice though.

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well i could make a very lavish way for you to go about things... but im giving you the best route.

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Kyleparks is COMPLETELY RIGHT. If you try to make her jealous, you're just giving her the attention she wants by trying to you jealous.

Don't call her. Don't answer her calls. Don't text her. Nothing.

If you happen to communicate with her, be cordial. Not nice, not impolite.

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This is BBV4Life and you want me to do nothing? I must say I am disappointed so far. That may be the best advice though.

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actually the best advice was:
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now get drunk and [censored] some [censored]

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ducy?

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Get her to come over, tell her you want to talk, but, tell her that you have something you have to do between such-in-such time and such-in-such time. Tell her you want her to come over after.

If she asks you what you have to do, just tell her you've got something you gotta take care of and leave it at that.

Here's the supplies you will need:

Glitter - really small and pastel colors
A popular female perfume. (You can get a sample for free at your local mall.)

Now, before she gets there take a few SPECKS of glitter and get them on your face. Subtle is the key. You don't want to look like a friggin elementary school project. Just a tiny tiny tiny bit on a noticeable place like your face.

Take the perfume, put a few dabs on a wash cloth or rag, let it breathe for a minute and then dab yourself with it on your chest, face and neck. You don't want to smell like you ARE a girl, but, you want to smell like you were JUST WITH a girl. **OP, this is not to be used as substittute for your regular cologne.** You must make sure you are wearing your cologne BEFORE you attempt to get the girl smell on you.

If you want to add to it, go buy a simple hair tie and leave it somewhere like just barely sticking out from under the couch. She may or may not notice it, but, it could be worth a shot.

Gimmicky face book accounts just simply will not do. I've never used face book, but, I'm assuming you can tell if somebody just started an account, yes/no? You would also have to steal multiple photos of a girl and have a bunch of people become friends with the dummy account and leave comments and bs like that. FAR TOO MUCH WORK.

My plan will garauntee you instant jealousy. And if for some reason it doesn't seem to work you can always SIIHP while she's there. Holllaaa!!

The only other alternative is to bang one of her friends. This always makes girls jealous.

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This is BBV4Life and you want me to do nothing? I must say I am disappointed so far. That may be the best advice though.

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well i could make a very lavish way for you to go about things... but im giving you the best route.

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As much as it saddens me to see strategy in BBV4L, this is clearly the best route. Or if you want to be a vag about it, go out with another girl, take pics of you making out, put on fbook. The ignoring is much better though. The easiest way to win these games is when the other person doesn't even realize you're playing.

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call her and tell her you have HIV. that will put a damper on here little party

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call her and tell her you have HIV. that will put a damper on here little party

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lolz

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where are you from and are you in college? I would use my facebook and write some sexy msg on ur wall, but it can only be believable if we are about the same age.
p.s. does she have your password to facebook?

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where are you from and are you in college? I would use my facebook and write some sexy msg on ur wall, but it can only be believable if we are about the same age.
p.s. does she have your password to facebook?

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She had my password but I recently changed it. I go to ASU (Arizona State) and am a freshman (19).

I don't know if you can see when people joined facebook. I know if I did make a gimmick account, I could make everything private and that anyone who wasn't friends would no be able to see anything.

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go to hallmark and buy a really nice thank you card and send it to her with a picture of you and some sloot.

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I have had my acct for a while, that's good cuz I go to UCLA, not like across the country. I'll add you on facebook and write something like I met you in a party blah blah, love the you way did ---- (something), it'll be really good. Plus she won't be able to look at my profile so she won't know I have a boyfriend lol

p.s. it won't work if she thinks you hate asian girls

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show her this thread and how much of a prize catch you are by asking the internet how to make an ex jealous

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show her this thread and how much of a prize catch you are by asking the internet how to make an ex jealous

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This is what I was going to post. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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show her this thread and how much of a prize catch you are by asking the internet how to make an ex jealous

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This is what I was going to post. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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everyone wants a lil revenge =] get over it?

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I have had my acct for a while, that's good cuz I go to UCLA, not like across the country. I'll add you on facebook and write something like I met you in a party blah blah, love the you way did ---- (something), it'll be really good. Plus she won't be able to look at my profile so she won't know I have a boyfriend lol

p.s. it won't work if she thinks you hate asian girls

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ahahha winner, good to see 2p2 chicks out there helping guys out [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

ps post pic

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I have had my acct for a while, that's good cuz I go to UCLA, not like across the country. I'll add you on facebook and write something like I met you in a party blah blah, love the you way did ---- (something), it'll be really good. Plus she won't be able to look at my profile so she won't know I have a boyfriend lol

p.s. it won't work if she thinks you hate asian girls

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ahahha winner, good to see 2p2 chicks out there helping guys out [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

ps post naked pic

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very simple : dont do anything.

just put "single" on you're facebook and delete her from your friends. then if she calls to hang out just ignore her.


girls cant stand being ignored.


SN : kyleparks

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QFT--except remove relationship status ENTIRELY from Facebook.

That'll get her wondering FOREVER.

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very simple : dont do anything.

just put "single" on you're facebook and delete her from your friends. then if she calls to hang out just ignore her.


girls cant stand being ignored.


SN : kyleparks

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dead on advice - it will drive her nuts

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I didnt read the whole thread but are you wanting to make her jelous cause you want her back or cause you want to make her suffer. If there is any chance you will want to get back together with her then your options are limited. If not then this could be alot of fun.

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very simple : dont do anything.

just put "single" on you're facebook and delete her from your friends. then if she calls to hang out just ignore her.


girls cant stand being ignored.


SN : kyleparks

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I think we have our winner.

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I didnt read the whole thread but are you wanting to make her jelous cause you want her back or cause you want to make her suffer. If there is any chance you will want to get back together with her then your options are limited. If not then this could be alot of fun.

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Yea I don't think I want to ruin the chance. Otherwise I would've given you a pic and done something dramatic with TR. Sorry to disappoint

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show her this thread and how much of a prize catch you are by asking the internet how to make an ex jealous

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This is what I was going to post. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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KUDOS

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I didnt read the whole thread but are you wanting to make her jelous cause you want her back or cause you want to make her suffer. If there is any chance you will want to get back together with her then your options are limited. If not then this could be alot of fun.

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Yea I don't think I want to ruin the chance. Otherwise I would've given you a pic and done something dramatic with TR. Sorry to disappoint

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Understandable. Definently the silent treatment is yourbest bet then. When my gf and I broke up, the first couple weeks id cal her alot and always answer when she called me or text back immediatly when she would text me. Then i started not answering her calls and texting back like a week later. This drove her nuts.

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When my gf and I broke up, the first couple weeks id cal her alot

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yeah but it was teh only gurl you ever had lol

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ban

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When my gf and I broke up, the first couple weeks id cal her alot

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yeah but it was teh only gurl you ever had lol

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I was unsure of my sexuality for awhile which put me behind in the game.

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When my gf and I broke up, the first couple weeks id cal her alot

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yeah but it was teh only gurl you ever had lol

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I was unsure of my sexuality for awhile which put me behind in the game.

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erm...so if the other thread would read "how many gurls OR boys have you sexed" it would be a higher number????



PS: not that theres anything wrong with that

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hahahahhah

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Kyleparks is COMPLETELY RIGHT. If you try to make her jealous, you're just giving her the attention she wants by trying to you jealous.

Don't call her. Don't answer her calls. Don't text her. Nothing.

If you happen to communicate with her, be cordial. Not nice, not impolite.

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This is the correct move, but OP will never be able to go through with it.

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just ignore her for a while. eventually she will be drunk and horny and call you for the booty call. then you bang her. then go back to ignoring her. do this as long as you want.

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Living well is the best revenge.

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Living well is the best revenge.

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"Before embarking on a path of revenge, dig two graves."

way to contradict my boy confucious you asshat