Beat: It\'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.
 

Double beat: And I am not even close to done.

Triple Beat: I live 90 minutes from the office

Variance: I have diarrhea

Re: Beat: It\'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.
 

fold preflop

Re: Beat: It\'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.
 

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Variance: I have diarrhea

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Why isn't this just a beat?

Re: Beat: It\'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.
 

because when you let 'er rip it's oh so satisfying.

Re: Beat: It\'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.
 

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Variance: I have diarrhea

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Why isn't this just a beat?

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It'll only be a beat if I don't make it home in time for the next wave.

Re: Beat: It\'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.
 

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because when you let 'er rip it's oh so satisfying.

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Variance is the correct description. Although it's almost a beat, anyone who denies that pissing out of one's a##hole boasts a certain pleasurable aspect is a liar.

Something about knowing ur guts are getting cleaned out. And if ur bored at work at least it's something to do.

Re: Beat: It\'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.
 

No, the only satisfing [censored] are the ones that come it in 1 solid log, don't smell, and you don't even have to wipe.

Re: Beat: It\'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.
 

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No, the only satisfing [censored] are the ones that come it in 1 solid log, don't smell, and you don't even have to wipe.

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Oh, you must be a girl. Wecome to the forums.

Pics, plz.

Re: Beat: It\'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.
 

This discussion is making me uncomfortable.

Re: Beat: It\'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.
 

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No, the only satisfing [censored] are the ones that come it in 1 solid log, don't smell, and you don't even have to wipe.

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The smelly ones are the best ones.

Beat: Office TP is making my ass real sore.

Re: Beat: It\'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.
 

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No, the only satisfing [censored] are the ones that come it in 1 solid log, don't smell, and you don't even have to wipe.

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The smelly ones are the best ones.

Beat: Office TP is making my ass real sore.

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maybe we work together because the sand paper at our office makes me bleed

Re: Beat: It\'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.
 

And I have now spent more time on 2+2 making more stupid posts in one night than I can count. My head is spinning. I feel like crap.

And tomorrow, I'm gonna read all these stupid ass posts I made a say to myself "Man, you sure made some stupid ass posts."

Re: Beat: It\'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.
 

Alrighty, about to leave. Hopefully, I make it the 90 minutes.

If not, gues I'll just get the car detailed tomorrow.