Fast Food Haiku
 

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Chicken McNuggets
What should I wash it down with?
Double cheeseburger

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Chicken McNuggets
With what should I wash them down?
Double cheeseburger

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FYH

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Salty hot french fries
Who the hell am I kidding?
That never happens

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McDonald's workers
Masturbate in the bathroom
Did not wash their hands

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In fast food places
Flavor comes in many forms
Keep the secrets please

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I can’t believe it
They forgot the straw again
Just like the last time

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Burger King patty
Is awesome in bun but damn
mayonnaise like cxx

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Why is it so hard
To put my BBQ sauce
In the god damn bag

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deep fried pussy juice
can i purchase it from you?
no, go to DQ

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I can’t believe it
They forgot the straw again
Just like the last time

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This is the only one I don't like. The word "again" in the second line makes the third line redundant. Find another sentiment for the third line -- like another thought/joke.

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Salad? No thank you.
Beef with extra cheese please
Pain down my left arm?

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I can’t believe it
They forgot the (fu**in') straw <--------
Just like the last time

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This is the only one I don't like. The word "again" in the second line makes the third line redundant. Find another sentiment for the third line -- like another thought/joke.

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Big beef and cheddar
Horsey sauce and Arby’s sauce
Curly fries, yummy.

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My favorite fat food
Is jalepeno poppers
Yikes diaherra

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Fast food sucks major balls
Used to work at McDees
I still like it mucho

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I hate Mcdonalds
Thinking of their cheeseburgers
Makes me want to puke

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just ate mall chinese
ignore previous cookie
what do I do now?

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some McDonalds or
healthier alternative?
mmmm, urinal fresh!

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going to wendy's
hope i don't find a finger
cause that would suck ass

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Fleeting fantasy
The chick behind the counter
Bent 'cross the fry pit

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While standing on the
Fry pit, my good friend tumbled
His leg boiled and foamed

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I hate Mcdonalds
Thinking of their cheeseburgers
Makes me want to puke

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Just one more about Mcdonalds...I couldn't resist. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

If someone mentions
Mcdonalds just one more time
I will still throw up

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McDonald's workers
Masturbate in the bathroom
Did not wash their hands

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LMAO

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Mexican Pizza
Soft taco supreme with sauce
I hear the brown note

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I work at BK
Making flame-broiled whoppers
I wear paper hats

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heres one i wrote for my senior creative writing class years back

Chicken Bacon Swiss
You're mine, 'cause you taste so good
Damn I love Arby's

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I wear paper hat
Don't bob for fries in hot vat.
Apple pie with that?

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Big Mac, Arby-Q
Whoppers,Nachos Bellgrande
super size that please

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It's really early
Two bacon and egg biscuits
Heavenly hash browns

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I wear paper hat
Don't bob for fries in hot vat.
Apple pie with that?

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One artery left
I'll have one of everything
Super-size that please

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Double-Double, please.
My hunger knows no limit:
Better make it two.

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No fast food for me
I am vegetarian
Tofu for the win

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The Colonel's meal deal
Mashed pototoes and gravy
The cole slaw is nast