Why are you going to Hell?
 

As in: when you're processed at the gates, right below the big All Hope Abandon sign, and they show you the form, explain what's checkboxed and circled in red ink.

Me? I'm going to hell because I can't shut the [censored] up. I'm a terrible backbiter. I bring things up that I should keep to myself all the time. This is a terrible trait to have, and it's probably the thing about myself I find hardest to control.

So my form says 'Backbiting.' Yours?

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

Defiling one of God's Temples (the body)
Sloth
Greed
Fornication

is that enough?

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

Disobeying:

Shahadah
Salat
Zakat
Sawm
Hajj

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

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Defiling one of God's Temples (the body)
Sloth
Greed
Fornication

is that enough?

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I guess I wasn't looking for everything, just the biggest reason. I mean, I could go on at considerably greater length, obviously.

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

[x] Excessive inappropriate humor

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

Because that's home for me. Like most of you.

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

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Disobeying:

Shahadah
Salat
Zakat
Sawm
Hajj

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Do you atleast pray 5 times a day? How can you not go to your Hajj, you're the first Muslim who is actually non religious. My friend won't even drink booze because of Islam.

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

Hubris

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

i know why Terri Schiavo has gone to hell



...sin of sloth

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

because that is where i left my car keys

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

Apostasy

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

all the hot chicks are obviously in hell

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

I think I broke almost all of god's "rules"

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

screwing my frat "brother's" fiancee

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

I check the sloth box and don't look back. I really don't feel like explaining it. Do you see why?

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

Better poker game selection

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

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screwing my frat "brother's" fiancee

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Trip report?

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

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Disobeying:

Shahadah
Salat
Zakat
Sawm
Hajj

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Do you atleast pray 5 times a day? How can you not go to your Hajj, you're the first Muslim who is actually non religious. My friend won't even drink booze because of Islam.

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I'm not Muslim-it was a joke.

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

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I check the sloth box and don't look back. I really don't feel like explaining it. Do you see why?

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Takes too much effort to get the joke.

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

sex with goat

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

I got married first so I wouldn't go to hell

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

Dancing with the devil.

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

Had to go home sometime.

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

Worshiping false (American) Idols.

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

"Prefers the company of interesting people"

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

I make fun of the retarded kid in my film class. And the Timmy type kid in another class.

I'm never serious, always a sarcastic [censored].

I swear all the time.

I drink, smoke (both kinds) and gamble heavily.

I don't feel bad whenever I commit a wrongdoing~i have no conscience?


I recently took a personality test for psych class:

according to it I am: worrying, nervous, inadequate, reserved, aloof, unartistic, cynical, rude, suspicious, ruthless, aimless, unreliable, lazy, and weak willed.

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

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screwing my frat "brother's" fiancee

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Trip report?

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He was a dick who went out of his way to haze me...I decided at the end of pledging that I was going to move to the Caymans...had always got along well with his finace-plus it was obvious she was into me--she was really cute but kind of shy and insecure. She had sex only once in high school then decided to wait till she was married..not sure why. They had been engaged for like 6 months..dating since freshman year...told her about me deciding to leave...we got stoned...and over the last week of school/hazing/pledging I did her in just about every position possible I could think of..including from behind behind.

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

I didn't read all of the responses, but I'm guessing nobody mentioned the obvious, universal sin: you're Christian. Though not a sufficient reason, it is a necessary one, and not being Christian is a sufficient reason in itself to avoid hell.

Scott

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

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screwing my frat "brother's" fiancee

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Trip report?

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He was a dick who went out of his way to haze me...I decided at the end of pledging that I was going to move to the Caymans...had always got along well with his finace-plus it was obvious she was into me--she was really cute but kind of shy and insecure. She had sex only once in high school then decided to wait till she was married..not sure why. They had been engaged for like 6 months..dating since freshman year...told her about me deciding to leave...we got stoned...and over the last week of school/hazing/pledging I did her in just about every position possible I could think of..including from behind behind.

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Nice way to pay him back. Hope you rubbed his face in it.

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

No..they got married n had kids

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

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No..they got married n had kids

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But you banged her first right?

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

not my kids lol...but yes all 3 holes..and he had been getting handjobs n bj's for the last 2-3 years waiting for her to marry him so he could bone her.

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

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when you're processed at the gates, right below the big All Hope Abandon sign, and they show you the form, explain what's checkboxed and circled in red ink.

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If Hell exists and I end up there, it'll most likely be because I'm an atheist who, if he ever greeted by God and told he was wrong, would probably berate Him on the horrible job He's done with planet Earth and humans in general rather than drop to his knees and beg for forgiveness.

Other than that, I'm an exemplary human being who would otherwise go straight to Heaven. Sucks eh?

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

This morning, I drowned a mouse.

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

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screwing my frat "brother's" fiancee

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Trip report?

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He was a dick who went out of his way to haze me...I decided at the end of pledging that I was going to move to the Caymans...had always got along well with his finace-plus it was obvious she was into me--she was really cute but kind of shy and insecure. She had sex only once in high school then decided to wait till she was married..not sure why. They had been engaged for like 6 months..dating since freshman year...told her about me deciding to leave...we got stoned...and over the last week of school/hazing/pledging I did her in just about every position possible I could think of..including from behind behind.

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Nice way to pay him back. Hope you rubbed his face in it.

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No he rubbed her face in it

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

I told Han Solo his Tauntaun would freeze before he reached the first marker.

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

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sex with goat

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But on feast of Schurik...is compelled.