Potential OOT posts in the year 2060
 

Assuming we are still around, what will the common thread title look like?

"Nursing home or suicide: What's my play?"

"My hands have been terribly shakey lately."

"All of my friends are dead. WTF?"

Go!

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"OOT whats my play? Cute grandma said hi to me, ZOMG"

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Help me buy a grandfather clock

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"My grandson is throwing his life away to play poker. How can I help convince him that college is the right play?"

"Why music became permanently sucky after 2018."

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"Best Reservation casino that escaped the holocaust?"

"Mutated giant cow steaks REALLY just as good as old school?"

"Help me pick my enema."

"Anti-grav spray -- scrotums too, or just for boobs?"

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"Why music became permanently sucky after 2018."

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Followed by "Name the best 2nd, 3rd and 6th tracks from your top ten favorite albums of 2046".

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TRIP REPORT- colonoscopy

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"I've wasted my entire life on this forum."

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Remember when OOT used to be good? 2059, wasn't it?

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"Jessica Alba - still hot or not? (NSFW)"

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"Multi-tabling 128 monitors on brain control chip -- Security Death Squad alert?"

"Mandatory Fat Pill No. 107 -- Are our alien overlords on the square about these being good for us?"

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Help me fix my catheter leak1!!1!!!!

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"How many 5-year-olds could you fend off before your hips break?"

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"Rate the new Rolling Stones album"

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Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt... Hot Grannie or not?

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Ask me about Burial Plots
OOT should be split

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I've fallen and I can't get up

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How many 95 year olds?

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"What's wrong with the damn search engine?"

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"P.Dirty, is that you?"

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Who was the first to reach 100,000 posts?

How do I become a level 7 mod?

Has Dynasty always sucked as a mod or did this just start recently?

Does anyone remember when 2+2 was about poker?

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"Do we really need a 451st mod in OOT?"

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Has anyone figured out why we still have The Quiet Zone and Laughs and Links?

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This thread is quite amazing. Bravo.

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Has anyone figured out why we still have The Quiet Zone and Laughs and Links?

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hahahahaha

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"Mars trip report (how I stuck Ray Zee's incontinent ass with the bill)" by El Diablo

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This thread is quite amazing. Bravo.

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It is all Blarg at this point. Friggin' hilarious!

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"Moving underwater -- best gills?"

"200 year hypersleep on Monday -- how to handle resume gap?"

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"MySpace chicks: Sex and adult diapers?"

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"I stole diapers from my grandson..."

"Day Trip to 4th moon of Pluto, what should I see and do?"

"When was the last time you took a solid crap?"

"Best denture cleaner??"

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"Ashlee Simpson - Post Surgery???"

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"Andrew Karpinski - Most post than everyone else combined?"

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"Lost: Season 56 Finale"

Noob- "this show is driving me [censored] nuts"

Dids- "Drink my piss you [censored]sucking mother[censored].

"Finally pulled the plug on Ed (trip report)" by Elaine Monster

"Happy 50th mslif and Jason!"

"I am sick of all the noobs in this place. I quit" by ThaSaltCracka

"Congrats on your 2 millionth post, Andrew!"

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"I shot a guy, had sex with his corpse, what ice cream should I have with his liver?" by 'A BLATENT AND OBVIOUS TROLL'

1st response: "You're a sicko"
10000th response (about 15 minutes later): "How sick!"

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Stuey - make me a holographic avatar

Idiots who can't teleport right

Best fast food on the moon...McTaco's or Chick-Fil-Arby's?

Sklansky's brain voted most intelligent life form without a physical body

Gamboooling in the Capitol building - trip report

ScottieK

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"New Lost--the survivors fight the aliens. wtf, where is walt?"

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Can you get rakeback on party?

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"Seriously, who is El Diablo?"

"Some girl wants to have sex with me. What do I do?"

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"Phil Hellmuth still going for number 10 at the ripe old age of 96"

"9 Doyle Clones make WPT Final Table"

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"Just got drug tested for oxygen"

"Need to store more fat -- add another torso?"