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Number one is probably getting off, but Whodaman and i have decided that the second best feeling is when you REALLLY REALLY REALLY have to piss, but cannot for some reason, and are forced to hold it for a ridiculous amount of time. The first 4 seconds of pissing is probably the 2nd best feeling ever. So now you have our take on that.

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Whenever someone asks what an orgasm is like, I say that it's closest to this.

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How often do you get asked that?

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what about a nice fat seed dump?

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Biannually.

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Thats pretty hot.

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Especially when it's in public.

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Offing someone

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um hello??? crack???

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A purely struck 3 iron from a downhill lie leaving a tap-in birdie. Actually, I like doing that better than getting off.

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Your peak on E. You dont want it to ever end.

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um hello??? crack???

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heroin. trust me.

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The first kiss with a girl you really really like and aren't sure how she feels about you.

Wait, that doesn't really go with the rest of the thread... I meant getting high.

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A hot, hot shower feels great sometimes.

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Number one is probably getting off, but Whodaman and i have decided that the second best feeling is when you REALLLY REALLY REALLY have to piss, but cannot for some reason, and are forced to hold it for a ridiculous amount of time. The first 4 seconds of pissing is probably the 2nd best feeling ever. So now you have our take on that.

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This is close but I feel the climax comes towards the end of the piss when one gets what I like to call a "piss-gasm". It's a like a little shudder I get when shaking out the last couple drops, anyone else know what I'm talking about?

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Getting in a warm place after being cold for along time is pretty good.

Being really hot and sweaty and jumping into a cold pool in the summer ranks up there for me.

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Getting home after a really long, hard day at work, and all the kids come to you shouting 'DADDY!' and hugging and kissing you.

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"What's an orgasm like" is being added to the list of stoppers to deploy in casual conversation.

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Laying your head on a nice cool pillow after being up about 36 hours straight.

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Laying your head on a nice cool pillow after being up about 36 hours straight.

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"What's an orgasm like" is being added to the list of stoppers to deploy in casual conversation.

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What is the list? We need it, and probably need it stickied too.

Is 'Tell her to her face!' whenever a woman joins a conversation in there?

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Number one is probably getting off, but Whodaman and i have decided that the second best feeling is when you REALLLY REALLY REALLY have to piss, but cannot for some reason, and are forced to hold it for a ridiculous amount of time. The first 4 seconds of pissing is probably the 2nd best feeling ever. So now you have our take on that.

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This is close but I feel the climax comes towards the end of the piss when one gets what I like to call a "piss-gasm". It's a like a little shudder I get when shaking out the last couple drops, anyone else know what I'm talking about?

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amen

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Orgasim is the second best. First is playing music in front of a live audience.

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omg. You're joking, but I think I should start lists like this. Stupid people like me can never remember anything unless it's written down. omg, [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] bison.

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Laying your head on a nice cool pillow after a long night of drinking.

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drinking water

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Just after throwing up after heavy drinking, when your guts have been giving you the grunts.

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A good full body massage.

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A hot, hot shower feels great sometimes.

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especially on shrooms or E

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Waking up on snow days.

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Number one is probably getting off, but Whodaman and i have decided that the second best feeling is when you REALLLY REALLY REALLY have to piss, but cannot for some reason, and are forced to hold it for a ridiculous amount of time. The first 4 seconds of pissing is probably the 2nd best feeling ever. So now you have our take on that.

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The dutch have a saying: "A good piss is half an orgasm"

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The dutch have a saying: "A good piss is half an orgasm"

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That's because the dutch are kinky [censored]

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The dutch have a saying: "A good piss is half an orgasm"

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We do? Awesome.

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can I get the full list?

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I think second best is like the 3 seconds before orgasm.

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"The first 4 seconds of pissing is probably the 2nd best feeling ever"

No, the next 4 seconds is. The first 4 are painful

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Getting home after a really long, hard day at work, and all the kids come to you shouting 'DADDY!' and hugging and kissing you.

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While I do agree, there is something kinda 'uncomfortable' about that post being nestled amongst the other replies in this thread.

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walking out of work on the last day before a long anticipated (and much needed) vacation

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I don't know why I remember this, but years ago Tim McCarver said, right after a commercial break, that he just had one of the most pleasurable experiences known to man: a really good sneeze.

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ggbman:

2nd best feeling is waking up early in the morning, rolling over and realizing you still have 3 more hours to sleep.