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Gotta read this lame chat session at a $10 NL table at Bodog.
Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.
Not sure where to put this, you can move it if it needs to be moved. Hamm1: aww congratulations Ripe Hamm2: u r good Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too Good Player: better than you are hamm... Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack Hamm1: dont talk * Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me? Hamm1: gone stack Donk: whoa. Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL? Hamm1: name the table *y ass Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet? Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff.... Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil? Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents Good Player: do you know what that means kneil? Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player Good Player: thats what I thought you donk Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk? Good Player: * you*a Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly Ripe Hamm2: who ??? fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke Ripe Hamm2: haha fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke fireemtmoore: we aim to please Thegreatcow55: t Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen Hamm1: A high Hamm1: u missed fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in loen62: ty Hamm1: hahahahaha Hamm1: keep donating Hamm1: push Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude Hamm1: ..... ur great Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time Good Player: with that move you made with KK? Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour Hamm1: won 15 bucks Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came Hamm1: and just lost an all in again Hamm1: sooo Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag Hamm1: 15 is nothing Thegreatcow55: ty Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less Hamm1: good then dont rip on me Thegreatcow55: ty again Thegreatcow55: : ) BKAY: wow cow Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps Thegreatcow55: a lot Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm BKAY: horse shoe up your ass Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here Hamm1: haha Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too Solid Player: [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue Good Player: hamm Solid Player: i never left Good Player: ya he never left idiot Hamm1: he stopped playin Good Player: he did? Good Player: he just started folding... duh Hamm1: nah Good Player: yaa Hamm1: hamm Good Player: lol, nice try hamm Good Player: nice hand !!!!!! Solid Player: this game is easy Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude Thegreatcow55: yea Thegreatcow55: lol Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times Thegreatcow55: oon flop Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying Good Player: hamm Hamm1: hamm Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!! Hamm1: nice suckout Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win Hamm1: not after the flop Hamm1: 6 outter bud Hamm1: nice catch Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip, Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine Hamm1: so eat me Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child Hamm1: nice stack Hamm1: rookie Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life Big Hamm: hahaha Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all Big Hamm: immature people Big Hamm: just chill out Big Hamm: and play cards Good Player: you chill out wolfgang Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8 Hamm1: it was destined to lose Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar Good Player: are Big Hamm: wolfgang? Big Hamm: good one man Yak Ballz: pockets battle Yak Ballz: hmmm Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV Big Hamm: +ev? Good Player: lol, nvm you donk Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about Big Hamm: your *ing retarded Good Player: get a clue man, Big Hamm: yeah get a clue Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in Solid Player: haha Big Hamm: theres my clue Solid Player: AJC BABY1 Good Player: haha, roflmao Big Hamm: omg Big Hamm: and who are u Big Hamm: his BF? Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC Good Player: lol Solid Player: real mature Yak Ballz: wow Solid Player: you just need to chill out Big Hamm: haha Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh Solid Player: AJC BABY! Good Player: u got the AJC, nice! Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts Solid Player: i'd go all in with it Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player Big Hamm: to shoot that deer Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe? Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer Good Player: where do I like? Big Hamm: live* Yak Ballz: [censored] Big Hamm: sry Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown Solid Player: you're not playing it right Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY! Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer Big Hamm: not a 6x6 Big Hamm: wtf Solid Player: * that Solid Player: only if you're from the east Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting Solid Player: so you try to impress people Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF, Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting? Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!! Big Hamm: haha Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail Solid Player: hahahaa Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252 Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant Good Player: im sure.....get a clue Big Hamm: ok man Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about Big Hamm: im just retarded Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then Good Player: retard Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6 Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me Solid Player: hahahahaha Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck Big Hamm: i was 9 Solid Player: u went hunting at nine? Solid Player: that's legal Solid Player: ? Big Hamm: yes Big Hamm: with an adult Good Player: thats red neck Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6 Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA Big Hamm: get a clue... Good Player: well said mav. Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad" Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer? Good Player: ya.. tell us more Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant Solid Player: lol Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial Solid Player: hahahaahahaa Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm Big Hamm: .... Big Hamm: read Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company? Good Player: get a clue...... Big Hamm: god damn Big Hamm: u guys are so cute Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating? Solid Player: no you're just a * Big Hamm: a what? Big Hamm: i cant read that Solid Player: mo ron Big Hamm: am i Good Player: your a GI Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored] Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny Good Player: I know your a GI Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet Big Hamm: damn e-thugs Big Hamm: from montana... haha Ripe Hamm2: lol Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter Solid Player: haha Big Hamm: im sorry princess Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ... Solid Player: hahaha Big Hamm: what u want to know Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer? Big Hamm: terrible Good Player: why? Solid Player: lots of deer to process? Big Hamm: no business Solid Player: ya figured so Good Player: y bnot Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for Solid Player: haha Solid Player: you're mexican? Yak Ballz: cmon Big Hamm: and my real estate properties Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican Solid Player: man... you must be making bank Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too Big Hamm: have u Big Hamm: thats crazy man Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too Good Player: think so... Big Hamm: no *? Solid Player: what is * Solid Player: i can't read that Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right? Big Hamm: god damn i know it Solid Player: u mean "u knew it" Solid Player: and yes we're gay Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are Solid Player: is that how far is is? Solid Player: haha Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there Big Hamm: i would say that also Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there? Solid Player: nah Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture.... Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there Big Hamm: elk :P Solid Player: why you'er there Solid Player: go antelope hunting Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk? Solid Player: bear hunting Solid Player: moose hunting Solid Player: deering hunting Solid Player: bird hunting Solid Player: fishing Solid Player: trap some bobcats Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them Big Hamm: no turkey? Solid Player: there's turkey Solid Player: i forgot Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting Good Player: pheasant Solid Player: there's dove too Big Hamm: that is my favorite Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes Big Hamm: action packed Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!! Big Hamm: lol Solid Player: SNIPE!lol Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI Big Hamm: yeah snipe Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you? Big Hamm: with a bag Big Hamm: its fun right Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for Big Hamm: would you? Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm Big Hamm: hamm Big Hamm: ... Solid Player: *? Solid Player: k k k ? Good Player: J9, what a * Good Player: s u cker Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you Ripe Hamm2: can u read that Big Hamm: lol Solid Player: ugh Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner |
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Re: Gotta read this lame chat session at a $10 NL table at Bodog.
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Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog. Hamm1: aww congratulations Ripe Hamm2: u r good Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too Good Player: better than you are hamm... Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack Hamm1: dont talk * Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me? Hamm1: gone stack Donk: whoa. Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL? Hamm1: name the table *y ass Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet? Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff.... Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil? Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents Good Player: do you know what that means kneil? Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player Good Player: thats what I thought you donk Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk? Good Player: * you*a Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly Ripe Hamm2: who ??? fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke Ripe Hamm2: haha fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke fireemtmoore: we aim to please Thegreatcow55: t Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen Hamm1: A high Hamm1: u missed fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in loen62: ty Hamm1: hahahahaha Hamm1: keep donating Hamm1: push Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude Hamm1: ..... ur great Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time Good Player: with that move you made with KK? Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour Hamm1: won 15 bucks Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came Hamm1: and just lost an all in again Hamm1: sooo Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag Hamm1: 15 is nothing Thegreatcow55: ty Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less Hamm1: good then dont rip on me Thegreatcow55: ty again Thegreatcow55: : ) BKAY: wow cow Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps Thegreatcow55: a lot Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm BKAY: horse shoe up your ass Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here Hamm1: haha Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too Solid Player: [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue Good Player: hamm Solid Player: i never left Good Player: ya he never left idiot Hamm1: he stopped playin Good Player: he did? Good Player: he just started folding... duh Hamm1: nah Good Player: yaa Hamm1: hamm Good Player: lol, nice try hamm Good Player: nice hand !!!!!! Solid Player: this game is easy Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude Thegreatcow55: yea Thegreatcow55: lol Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times Thegreatcow55: oon flop Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying Good Player: hamm Hamm1: hamm Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!! Hamm1: nice suckout Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win Hamm1: not after the flop Hamm1: 6 outter bud Hamm1: nice catch Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip, Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine Hamm1: so eat me Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child Hamm1: nice stack Hamm1: rookie Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life Big Hamm: hahaha Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all Big Hamm: immature people Big Hamm: just chill out Big Hamm: and play cards Good Player: you chill out wolfgang Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8 Hamm1: it was destined to lose Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar Good Player: are Big Hamm: wolfgang? Big Hamm: good one man Yak Ballz: pockets battle Yak Ballz: hmmm Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV Big Hamm: +ev? Good Player: lol, nvm you donk Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about Big Hamm: your *ing retarded Good Player: get a clue man, Big Hamm: yeah get a clue Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in Solid Player: haha Big Hamm: theres my clue Solid Player: AJC BABY1 Good Player: haha, roflmao Big Hamm: omg Big Hamm: and who are u Big Hamm: his BF? Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC Good Player: lol Solid Player: real mature Yak Ballz: wow Solid Player: you just need to chill out Big Hamm: haha Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh Solid Player: AJC BABY! Good Player: u got the AJC, nice! Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts Solid Player: i'd go all in with it Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player Big Hamm: to shoot that deer Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe? Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer Good Player: where do I like? Big Hamm: live* Yak Ballz: [censored] Big Hamm: sry Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown Solid Player: you're not playing it right Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY! Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer Big Hamm: not a 6x6 Big Hamm: wtf Solid Player: * that Solid Player: only if you're from the east Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting Solid Player: so you try to impress people Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF, Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting? Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!! Big Hamm: haha Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail Solid Player: hahahaa Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252 Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant Good Player: im sure.....get a clue Big Hamm: ok man Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about Big Hamm: im just retarded Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then Good Player: retard Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6 Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me Solid Player: hahahahaha Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck Big Hamm: i was 9 Solid Player: u went hunting at nine? Solid Player: that's legal Solid Player: ? Big Hamm: yes Big Hamm: with an adult Good Player: thats red neck Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6 Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA Big Hamm: get a clue... Good Player: well said mav. Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad" Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer? Good Player: ya.. tell us more Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant Solid Player: lol Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial Solid Player: hahahaahahaa Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm Big Hamm: .... Big Hamm: read Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company? Good Player: get a clue...... Big Hamm: god damn Big Hamm: u guys are so cute Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating? Solid Player: no you're just a * Big Hamm: a what? Big Hamm: i cant read that Solid Player: mo ron Big Hamm: am i Good Player: your a GI Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored] Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny Good Player: I know your a GI Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet Big Hamm: damn e-thugs Big Hamm: from montana... haha Ripe Hamm2: lol Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter Solid Player: haha Big Hamm: im sorry princess Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ... Solid Player: hahaha Big Hamm: what u want to know Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer? Big Hamm: terrible Good Player: why? Solid Player: lots of deer to process? Big Hamm: no business Solid Player: ya figured so Good Player: y bnot Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for Solid Player: haha Solid Player: you're mexican? Yak Ballz: cmon Big Hamm: and my real estate properties Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican Solid Player: man... you must be making bank Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too Big Hamm: have u Big Hamm: thats crazy man Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too Good Player: think so... Big Hamm: no *? Solid Player: what is * Solid Player: i can't read that Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right? Big Hamm: god damn i know it Solid Player: u mean "u knew it" Solid Player: and yes we're gay Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are Solid Player: is that how far is is? Solid Player: haha Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there Big Hamm: i would say that also Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there? Solid Player: nah Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture.... Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there Big Hamm: elk :P Solid Player: why you'er there Solid Player: go antelope hunting Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk? Solid Player: bear hunting Solid Player: moose hunting Solid Player: deering hunting Solid Player: bird hunting Solid Player: fishing Solid Player: trap some bobcats Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them Big Hamm: no turkey? Solid Player: there's turkey Solid Player: i forgot Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting Good Player: pheasant Solid Player: there's dove too Big Hamm: that is my favorite Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes Big Hamm: action packed Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!! Big Hamm: lol Solid Player: SNIPE!lol Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI Big Hamm: yeah snipe Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you? Big Hamm: with a bag Big Hamm: its fun right Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for Big Hamm: would you? Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm Big Hamm: hamm Big Hamm: ... Solid Player: *? Solid Player: k k k ? Good Player: J9, what a * Good Player: s u cker Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you Ripe Hamm2: can u read that Big Hamm: lol Solid Player: ugh Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner [/ QUOTE ] Hi there. |
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Re: Gotta read this lame chat session at a $10 NL table at Bodog.
tl; dr
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Re: Gotta read this lame chat session at a $10 NL table at Bodog.
Hi there, way too long, huh.
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Re: Gotta read this lame chat session at a $10 NL table at Bodog.
U guys are quick readers!
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Re: Gotta read this lame chat session at a $10 NL table at Bodog.
WAY TL;DR
BAN |
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Re: Gotta read this lame chat session at a $10 NL table at Bodog.
what does DR mean?
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Re: Gotta read this lame chat session at a $10 NL table at Bodog.
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[ QUOTE ] Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog. Hamm1: aww congratulations Ripe Hamm2: u r good Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too Good Player: better than you are hamm... Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack Hamm1: dont talk * Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me? Hamm1: gone stack Donk: whoa. Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL? Hamm1: name the table *y ass Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet? Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff.... Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil? Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents Good Player: do you know what that means kneil? Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player Good Player: thats what I thought you donk Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk? Good Player: * you*a Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly Ripe Hamm2: who ??? fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke Ripe Hamm2: haha fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke fireemtmoore: we aim to please Thegreatcow55: t Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen Hamm1: A high Hamm1: u missed fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in loen62: ty Hamm1: hahahahaha Hamm1: keep donating Hamm1: push Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude Hamm1: ..... ur great Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time Good Player: with that move you made with KK? Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour Hamm1: won 15 bucks Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came Hamm1: and just lost an all in again Hamm1: sooo Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag Hamm1: 15 is nothing Thegreatcow55: ty Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less Hamm1: good then dont rip on me Thegreatcow55: ty again Thegreatcow55: : ) BKAY: wow cow Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps Thegreatcow55: a lot Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm BKAY: horse shoe up your ass Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here Hamm1: haha Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too Solid Player: [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue Good Player: hamm Solid Player: i never left Good Player: ya he never left idiot Hamm1: he stopped playin Good Player: he did? Good Player: he just started folding... duh Hamm1: nah Good Player: yaa Hamm1: hamm Good Player: lol, nice try hamm Good Player: nice hand !!!!!! Solid Player: this game is easy Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude Thegreatcow55: yea Thegreatcow55: lol Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times Thegreatcow55: oon flop Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying Good Player: hamm Hamm1: hamm Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!! Hamm1: nice suckout Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win Hamm1: not after the flop Hamm1: 6 outter bud Hamm1: nice catch Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip, Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine Hamm1: so eat me Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child Hamm1: nice stack Hamm1: rookie Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life Big Hamm: hahaha Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all Big Hamm: immature people Big Hamm: just chill out Big Hamm: and play cards Good Player: you chill out wolfgang Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8 Hamm1: it was destined to lose Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar Good Player: are Big Hamm: wolfgang? Big Hamm: good one man Yak Ballz: pockets battle Yak Ballz: hmmm Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV Big Hamm: +ev? Good Player: lol, nvm you donk Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about Big Hamm: your *ing retarded Good Player: get a clue man, Big Hamm: yeah get a clue Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in Solid Player: haha Big Hamm: theres my clue Solid Player: AJC BABY1 Good Player: haha, roflmao Big Hamm: omg Big Hamm: and who are u Big Hamm: his BF? Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC Good Player: lol Solid Player: real mature Yak Ballz: wow Solid Player: you just need to chill out Big Hamm: haha Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh Solid Player: AJC BABY! Good Player: u got the AJC, nice! Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts Solid Player: i'd go all in with it Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player Big Hamm: to shoot that deer Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe? Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer Good Player: where do I like? Big Hamm: live* Yak Ballz: [censored] Big Hamm: sry Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown Solid Player: you're not playing it right Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY! Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer Big Hamm: not a 6x6 Big Hamm: wtf Solid Player: * that Solid Player: only if you're from the east Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting Solid Player: so you try to impress people Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF, Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting? Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!! Big Hamm: haha Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail Solid Player: hahahaa Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252 Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant Good Player: im sure.....get a clue Big Hamm: ok man Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about Big Hamm: im just retarded Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then Good Player: retard Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6 Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me Solid Player: hahahahaha Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck Big Hamm: i was 9 Solid Player: u went hunting at nine? Solid Player: that's legal Solid Player: ? Big Hamm: yes Big Hamm: with an adult Good Player: thats red neck Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6 Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA Big Hamm: get a clue... Good Player: well said mav. Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad" Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer? Good Player: ya.. tell us more Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant Solid Player: lol Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial Solid Player: hahahaahahaa Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm Big Hamm: .... Big Hamm: read Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company? Good Player: get a clue...... Big Hamm: god damn Big Hamm: u guys are so cute Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating? Solid Player: no you're just a * Big Hamm: a what? Big Hamm: i cant read that Solid Player: mo ron Big Hamm: am i Good Player: your a GI Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored] Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny Good Player: I know your a GI Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet Big Hamm: damn e-thugs Big Hamm: from montana... haha Ripe Hamm2: lol Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter Solid Player: haha Big Hamm: im sorry princess Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ... Solid Player: hahaha Big Hamm: what u want to know Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer? Big Hamm: terrible Good Player: why? Solid Player: lots of deer to process? Big Hamm: no business Solid Player: ya figured so Good Player: y bnot Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for Solid Player: haha Solid Player: you're mexican? Yak Ballz: cmon Big Hamm: and my real estate properties Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican Solid Player: man... you must be making bank Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too Big Hamm: have u Big Hamm: thats crazy man Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too Good Player: think so... Big Hamm: no *? Solid Player: what is * Solid Player: i can't read that Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right? Big Hamm: god damn i know it Solid Player: u mean "u knew it" Solid Player: and yes we're gay Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are Solid Player: is that how far is is? Solid Player: haha Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there Big Hamm: i would say that also Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there? Solid Player: nah Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture.... Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there Big Hamm: elk :P Solid Player: why you'er there Solid Player: go antelope hunting Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk? Solid Player: bear hunting Solid Player: moose hunting Solid Player: deering hunting Solid Player: bird hunting Solid Player: fishing Solid Player: trap some bobcats Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them Big Hamm: no turkey? Solid Player: there's turkey Solid Player: i forgot Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting Good Player: pheasant Solid Player: there's dove too Big Hamm: that is my favorite Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes Big Hamm: action packed Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!! Big Hamm: lol Solid Player: SNIPE!lol Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI Big Hamm: yeah snipe Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you? Big Hamm: with a bag Big Hamm: its fun right Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for Big Hamm: would you? Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm Big Hamm: hamm Big Hamm: ... Solid Player: *? Solid Player: k k k ? Good Player: J9, what a * Good Player: s u cker Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you Ripe Hamm2: can u read that Big Hamm: lol Solid Player: ugh Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner [/ QUOTE ] Hi there. [/ QUOTE ] Bubbles, its weak to quote really long things for no reason. |
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Re: Gotta read this lame chat session at a $10 NL table at Bodog.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog. Hamm1: aww congratulations Ripe Hamm2: u r good Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too Good Player: better than you are hamm... Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack Hamm1: dont talk * Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me? Hamm1: gone stack Donk: whoa. Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL? Hamm1: name the table *y ass Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet? Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff.... Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil? Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents Good Player: do you know what that means kneil? Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player Good Player: thats what I thought you donk Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk? Good Player: * you*a Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly Ripe Hamm2: who ??? fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke Ripe Hamm2: haha fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke fireemtmoore: we aim to please Thegreatcow55: t Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen Hamm1: A high Hamm1: u missed fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in loen62: ty Hamm1: hahahahaha Hamm1: keep donating Hamm1: push Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude Hamm1: ..... ur great Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time Good Player: with that move you made with KK? Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour Hamm1: won 15 bucks Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came Hamm1: and just lost an all in again Hamm1: sooo Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag Hamm1: 15 is nothing Thegreatcow55: ty Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less Hamm1: good then dont rip on me Thegreatcow55: ty again Thegreatcow55: : ) BKAY: wow cow Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps Thegreatcow55: a lot Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm BKAY: horse shoe up your ass Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here Hamm1: haha Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too Solid Player: [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue Good Player: hamm Solid Player: i never left Good Player: ya he never left idiot Hamm1: he stopped playin Good Player: he did? Good Player: he just started folding... duh Hamm1: nah Good Player: yaa Hamm1: hamm Good Player: lol, nice try hamm Good Player: nice hand !!!!!! Solid Player: this game is easy Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude Thegreatcow55: yea Thegreatcow55: lol Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times Thegreatcow55: oon flop Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying Good Player: hamm Hamm1: hamm Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!! Hamm1: nice suckout Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win Hamm1: not after the flop Hamm1: 6 outter bud Hamm1: nice catch Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip, Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine Hamm1: so eat me Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child Hamm1: nice stack Hamm1: rookie Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life Big Hamm: hahaha Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all Big Hamm: immature people Big Hamm: just chill out Big Hamm: and play cards Good Player: you chill out wolfgang Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8 Hamm1: it was destined to lose Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar Good Player: are Big Hamm: wolfgang? Big Hamm: good one man Yak Ballz: pockets battle Yak Ballz: hmmm Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV Big Hamm: +ev? Good Player: lol, nvm you donk Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about Big Hamm: your *ing retarded Good Player: get a clue man, Big Hamm: yeah get a clue Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in Solid Player: haha Big Hamm: theres my clue Solid Player: AJC BABY1 Good Player: haha, roflmao Big Hamm: omg Big Hamm: and who are u Big Hamm: his BF? Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC Good Player: lol Solid Player: real mature Yak Ballz: wow Solid Player: you just need to chill out Big Hamm: haha Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh Solid Player: AJC BABY! Good Player: u got the AJC, nice! Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts Solid Player: i'd go all in with it Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player Big Hamm: to shoot that deer Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe? Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer Good Player: where do I like? Big Hamm: live* Yak Ballz: [censored] Big Hamm: sry Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown Solid Player: you're not playing it right Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY! Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer Big Hamm: not a 6x6 Big Hamm: wtf Solid Player: * that Solid Player: only if you're from the east Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting Solid Player: so you try to impress people Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF, Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting? Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!! Big Hamm: haha Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail Solid Player: hahahaa Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252 Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant Good Player: im sure.....get a clue Big Hamm: ok man Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about Big Hamm: im just retarded Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then Good Player: retard Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6 Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me Solid Player: hahahahaha Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck Big Hamm: i was 9 Solid Player: u went hunting at nine? Solid Player: that's legal Solid Player: ? Big Hamm: yes Big Hamm: with an adult Good Player: thats red neck Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6 Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA Big Hamm: get a clue... Good Player: well said mav. Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad" Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer? Good Player: ya.. tell us more Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant Solid Player: lol Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial Solid Player: hahahaahahaa Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm Big Hamm: .... Big Hamm: read Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company? Good Player: get a clue...... Big Hamm: god damn Big Hamm: u guys are so cute Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating? Solid Player: no you're just a * Big Hamm: a what? Big Hamm: i cant read that Solid Player: mo ron Big Hamm: am i Good Player: your a GI Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored] Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny Good Player: I know your a GI Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet Big Hamm: damn e-thugs Big Hamm: from montana... haha Ripe Hamm2: lol Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter Solid Player: haha Big Hamm: im sorry princess Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ... Solid Player: hahaha Big Hamm: what u want to know Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer? Big Hamm: terrible Good Player: why? Solid Player: lots of deer to process? Big Hamm: no business Solid Player: ya figured so Good Player: y bnot Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for Solid Player: haha Solid Player: you're mexican? Yak Ballz: cmon Big Hamm: and my real estate properties Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican Solid Player: man... you must be making bank Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too Big Hamm: have u Big Hamm: thats crazy man Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too Good Player: think so... Big Hamm: no *? Solid Player: what is * Solid Player: i can't read that Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right? Big Hamm: god damn i know it Solid Player: u mean "u knew it" Solid Player: and yes we're gay Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are Solid Player: is that how far is is? Solid Player: haha Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there Big Hamm: i would say that also Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there? Solid Player: nah Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture.... Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there Big Hamm: elk :P Solid Player: why you'er there Solid Player: go antelope hunting Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk? Solid Player: bear hunting Solid Player: moose hunting Solid Player: deering hunting Solid Player: bird hunting Solid Player: fishing Solid Player: trap some bobcats Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them Big Hamm: no turkey? Solid Player: there's turkey Solid Player: i forgot Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting Good Player: pheasant Solid Player: there's dove too Big Hamm: that is my favorite Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes Big Hamm: action packed Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!! Big Hamm: lol Solid Player: SNIPE!lol Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI Big Hamm: yeah snipe Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you? Big Hamm: with a bag Big Hamm: its fun right Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for Big Hamm: would you? Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm Big Hamm: hamm Big Hamm: ... Solid Player: *? Solid Player: k k k ? Good Player: J9, what a * Good Player: s u cker Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you Ripe Hamm2: can u read that Big Hamm: lol Solid Player: ugh Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner [/ QUOTE ] Hi there. [/ QUOTE ] Bubbles, its weak to quote really long things for no reason. [/ QUOTE ] LOL What does DR mean? Didn't Read? |
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Re: Gotta read this lame chat session at a $10 NL table at Bodog.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog. Hamm1: aww congratulations Ripe Hamm2: u r good Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too Good Player: better than you are hamm... Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack Hamm1: dont talk * Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me? Hamm1: gone stack Donk: whoa. Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL? Hamm1: name the table *y ass Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet? Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff.... Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil? Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents Good Player: do you know what that means kneil? Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player Good Player: thats what I thought you donk Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk? Good Player: * you*a Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly Ripe Hamm2: who ??? fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke Ripe Hamm2: haha fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke fireemtmoore: we aim to please Thegreatcow55: t Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen Hamm1: A high Hamm1: u missed fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in loen62: ty Hamm1: hahahahaha Hamm1: keep donating Hamm1: push Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude Hamm1: ..... ur great Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time Good Player: with that move you made with KK? Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour Hamm1: won 15 bucks Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came Hamm1: and just lost an all in again Hamm1: sooo Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag Hamm1: 15 is nothing Thegreatcow55: ty Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less Hamm1: good then dont rip on me Thegreatcow55: ty again Thegreatcow55: : ) BKAY: wow cow Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps Thegreatcow55: a lot Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm BKAY: horse shoe up your ass Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here Hamm1: haha Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too Solid Player: [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue Good Player: hamm Solid Player: i never left Good Player: ya he never left idiot Hamm1: he stopped playin Good Player: he did? Good Player: he just started folding... duh Hamm1: nah Good Player: yaa Hamm1: hamm Good Player: lol, nice try hamm Good Player: nice hand !!!!!! Solid Player: this game is easy Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude Thegreatcow55: yea Thegreatcow55: lol Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times Thegreatcow55: oon flop Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying Good Player: hamm Hamm1: hamm Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!! Hamm1: nice suckout Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win Hamm1: not after the flop Hamm1: 6 outter bud Hamm1: nice catch Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip, Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine Hamm1: so eat me Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child Hamm1: nice stack Hamm1: rookie Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life Big Hamm: hahaha Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all Big Hamm: immature people Big Hamm: just chill out Big Hamm: and play cards Good Player: you chill out wolfgang Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8 Hamm1: it was destined to lose Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar Good Player: are Big Hamm: wolfgang? Big Hamm: good one man Yak Ballz: pockets battle Yak Ballz: hmmm Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV Big Hamm: +ev? Good Player: lol, nvm you donk Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about Big Hamm: your *ing retarded Good Player: get a clue man, Big Hamm: yeah get a clue Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in Solid Player: haha Big Hamm: theres my clue Solid Player: AJC BABY1 Good Player: haha, roflmao Big Hamm: omg Big Hamm: and who are u Big Hamm: his BF? Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC Good Player: lol Solid Player: real mature Yak Ballz: wow Solid Player: you just need to chill out Big Hamm: haha Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh Solid Player: AJC BABY! Good Player: u got the AJC, nice! Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts Solid Player: i'd go all in with it Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player Big Hamm: to shoot that deer Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe? Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer Good Player: where do I like? Big Hamm: live* Yak Ballz: [censored] Big Hamm: sry Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown Solid Player: you're not playing it right Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY! Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer Big Hamm: not a 6x6 Big Hamm: wtf Solid Player: * that Solid Player: only if you're from the east Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting Solid Player: so you try to impress people Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF, Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting? Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!! Big Hamm: haha Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail Solid Player: hahahaa Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252 Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant Good Player: im sure.....get a clue Big Hamm: ok man Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about Big Hamm: im just retarded Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then Good Player: retard Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6 Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me Solid Player: hahahahaha Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck Big Hamm: i was 9 Solid Player: u went hunting at nine? Solid Player: that's legal Solid Player: ? Big Hamm: yes Big Hamm: with an adult Good Player: thats red neck Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6 Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA Big Hamm: get a clue... Good Player: well said mav. Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad" Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer? Good Player: ya.. tell us more Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant Solid Player: lol Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial Solid Player: hahahaahahaa Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm Big Hamm: .... Big Hamm: read Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company? Good Player: get a clue...... Big Hamm: god damn Big Hamm: u guys are so cute Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating? Solid Player: no you're just a * Big Hamm: a what? Big Hamm: i cant read that Solid Player: mo ron Big Hamm: am i Good Player: your a GI Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored] Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny Good Player: I know your a GI Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet Big Hamm: damn e-thugs Big Hamm: from montana... haha Ripe Hamm2: lol Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter Solid Player: haha Big Hamm: im sorry princess Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ... Solid Player: hahaha Big Hamm: what u want to know Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer? Big Hamm: terrible Good Player: why? Solid Player: lots of deer to process? Big Hamm: no business Solid Player: ya figured so Good Player: y bnot Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for Solid Player: haha Solid Player: you're mexican? Yak Ballz: cmon Big Hamm: and my real estate properties Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican Solid Player: man... you must be making bank Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too Big Hamm: have u Big Hamm: thats crazy man Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too Good Player: think so... Big Hamm: no *? Solid Player: what is * Solid Player: i can't read that Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right? Big Hamm: god damn i know it Solid Player: u mean "u knew it" Solid Player: and yes we're gay Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are Solid Player: is that how far is is? Solid Player: haha Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there Big Hamm: i would say that also Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there? Solid Player: nah Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture.... Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there Big Hamm: elk :P Solid Player: why you'er there Solid Player: go antelope hunting Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk? Solid Player: bear hunting Solid Player: moose hunting Solid Player: deering hunting Solid Player: bird hunting Solid Player: fishing Solid Player: trap some bobcats Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them Big Hamm: no turkey? Solid Player: there's turkey Solid Player: i forgot Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting Good Player: pheasant Solid Player: there's dove too Big Hamm: that is my favorite Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes Big Hamm: action packed Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!! Big Hamm: lol Solid Player: SNIPE!lol Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI Big Hamm: yeah snipe Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you? Big Hamm: with a bag Big Hamm: its fun right Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for Big Hamm: would you? Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm Big Hamm: hamm Big Hamm: ... Solid Player: *? Solid Player: k k k ? Good Player: J9, what a * Good Player: s u cker Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you Ripe Hamm2: can u read that Big Hamm: lol Solid Player: ugh Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner [/ QUOTE ] Hi there. [/ QUOTE ] Bubbles, its weak to quote really long things for no reason. [/ QUOTE ] yeah, no kidding |
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