Beat: My girlfriend is a lying piece of trash (LONG)

[AntonHeat]

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http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a129/chuddo/bballhead2.jpg

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Please tell me she is the one on the right.? /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Grasshopp3r]

If she was living with you, she was your common law wife in most states. OP, good luck in divorce court and paying alimony.

[Weir]

i don't get it.

sure, she is not attractive or anything and definitely has some nasssssty arms and is overweight, but when i think 5 page internet thread freaking out ab level of ugly i think of like this:

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/5568/ugly45bs.jpg

[Scary_Tiger]

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i don't get it.

sure, she is not attractive or anything and definitely has some nasssssty arms and is overweight, but when i think 5 page internet thread freaking out ab level of ugly i think of like this:

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/5568/ugly45bs.jpg

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Why would you think about a dude? We're talking about a chick.

[Weir]

i thought we were just talking about guys in this thread?

thats a girl? /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[JJoseph]

"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."

[buckslayer80]

Why did the OP get banned? I read almost every post but I must have missed it.

[rokstedy]

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Why did the OP get banned? I read almost every post but I must have missed it.

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trainwrecking (an industry term I take it) his cheating ex girlfriend.

[Gildwulf]

oot banned him

[bluey]

[censored] oot

[kyleb]

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In this case, I must agree.

[Thrahl]

Can someone post a link to the pics Gild removed.

[grouchie]

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2+2 is where i solve all my girl problems

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yea, like "guys, how should I do coke off a Russian prostitute" and "this guy keeps putting his balls on my face...what's my play?"

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this is the first post in a long time that made me actually laugh out loud.
Guild, I salute you

[grouchie]

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oot banned him

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proof once again why no one should ever post in oot

[Gildwulf]

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Can someone post a link to the pics Gild removed.

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I didn't remove any pics, just her phone number, IM, etc.

[n1nj4.br]

dead god she is ugly as hell

[DontTouchMeThere]

more pics available if BBV wants them.

[rokstedy]

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dead god she is ugly as hell

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non sequitor or is she THAT UGLY?

[blackjack777]

Seriously, I bet 25 percent of the people posting in here have done a chick as ugly, or worse.

(Not counting the 18 year old virgins and such, but for those of us who have gone through college and finished high school we know that things happen at parties and such...)

[rokstedy]

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Seriously, I bet 25 percent of the people posting in here have done a chick as ugly, or worse.

(Not counting the 18 year old virgins and such, but for those of us who have gone through college and finished high school we know that things happen at parties and such...)

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don't lie. you know you never got invited to parties or even had friends.

[benza13]

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Seriously, I bet 25 percent of the people posting in here have done a chick as ugly, or worse.

(Not counting the 18 year old virgins and such, but for those of us who have gone through college and finished high school we know that things happen at parties and such...)

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don't lie. you know you never got invited to parties or even had friends.

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LMAO!!

And no, I have never done a chick even close to this ugly.

[blackjack777]

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don't lie. you know you never got invited to parties or even had friends.

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OUCH Super Burn there. Oh, how will I ever recover?

Wait... I'm over it. Whew.

[flyingmoose]

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Seriously, I bet 25 percent of the people posting in here have done a chick as ugly, or worse.

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[n1nj4.br]

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Seriously, I bet 25 percent of the people posting in here have done a chick as ugly, or worse.

(Not counting the 18 year old virgins and such, but for those of us who have gone through college and finished high school we know that things happen at parties and such...)

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Ok dude, that happens. But one think is 4 hours, other thing is 4 years.

[Chump Change]

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more pics available if BBV wants them.

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http://www.pauldavidson.net/wp-content/themes/wfme/images/entries/ericmask.jpg

[skeetm0n]

i can tell just by reading this that this girl already cheated on you. i was in a similair spot a few months ago. dump the bitch or keep her but cheat on her too

[Victor]

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Seriously, I bet 25 percent of the people posting in here have done a chick as ugly, or worse.

(Not counting the 18 year old virgins and such, but for those of us who have gone through college and finished high school we know that things happen at parties and such...)

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its one thing to do an ugly chic (and btw i have no standards and have never hit anything that bad) and quite worse to date one for 4 years.

[Rootabager]

Your not really held responsible for all ugly girls banged while drunk and/or on cocaine. Unless your on too much blow then it makes the decision NOT to bang them for you.

[nutsflopper]

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don't lie. you know you never got invited to parties or even had friends.

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OUCH Super Burn there. Oh, how will I ever recover?

Wait... I'm over it. Whew.

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DAAAYYYUUMM almost got leveled until you clarified.

Wait...no I didn't. Whew.

[nath]

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Seriously, I bet 25 percent of the people posting in here have done a chick as ugly, or worse.

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i haven't and i sure as [censored] wouldn't date one for four years, especially if she gave me every sign in the world she was cheating on me

[kickpushcoast]

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Seriously, I bet 25 percent of the people posting in here have done a chick as ugly, or worse.

(Not counting the 18 year old virgins and such, but for those of us who have gone through college and finished high school we know that things happen at parties and such...)

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DOING an ugly chick is ALOT different than basically WIFE-ING one up. of course we ve all had chicks who were welcome at the house at 2am that we wouldnt be caught dead with in public, thats part of being a heterosexual man

[graarrg]

dude, just kick back and smoke a fatty






and by smoke a fatty I mean get a shotgun and shoot your girlfriend.

[yundmi]

bbv is on FIYAH

[alfa]

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Tuesday night I get home and she's there. She's obviously sucking up (doing laundry, cleaning, doing dishes, cooked me food) cuz her lazy ass has never done that [censored] before even though she's unemployed.

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lol. + retarded. is there a choise?

[Black winter day]

What is all the screaming about?
She is not supermodel hot obviously, but definitely average and not that extremely ugly (i've only seen one pic though).
Looks pretty stupid though...

[rokstedy]

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Tuesday night I get home and she's there. She's obviously sucking up (doing laundry, cleaning, doing dishes, cooked me food) cuz her lazy ass has never done that [censored] before even though she's unemployed.

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lol. + retarded. is there a choise?

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Is that french for "option"?

[vikefan24]

LMFAO.. I've known OP for probably 12-14 years..

I have been basically telling him what everyone here has said the last four years..

Believe me, the picture that he posted makes her look better than when I saw her in person..

[chauchmeyer]

OMG!!! I am sitting here cracking up....Dude please tell me that's a picture of you in a dress!