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h_ven
12-14-2006, 07:13 PM
Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.

Not sure where to put this, you can move it if it needs to be moved.

Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

Bubbles
12-14-2006, 07:14 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.


Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

[/ QUOTE ]
Hi there.

TheLobster
12-14-2006, 07:16 PM
tl; dr

h_ven
12-14-2006, 07:16 PM
Hi there, way too long, huh.

h_ven
12-14-2006, 07:16 PM
U guys are quick readers!

Messiahkid
12-14-2006, 07:17 PM
WAY TL;DR

BAN

h_ven
12-14-2006, 07:19 PM
what does DR mean?

egocidal
12-14-2006, 07:20 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.


Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

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Hi there.

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Bubbles, its weak to quote really long things for no reason.

h_ven
12-14-2006, 07:21 PM
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Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.


Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

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Hi there.

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Bubbles, its weak to quote really long things for no reason.

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LOL
What does DR mean? Didn't Read?

Arbitrage
12-14-2006, 07:23 PM
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Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.


Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

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Hi there.

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Bubbles, its weak to quote really long things for no reason.

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yeah, no kidding

Imrahil
12-14-2006, 07:26 PM
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Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.


Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

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Hi there.

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Bubbles, its weak to quote really long things for no reason.

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yeah, no kidding

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Quit being [censored] and replying to previous posts so you can make this page longer.

Bubbles
12-14-2006, 07:26 PM
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Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.


Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

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Hi there.

[/ QUOTE ]

Bubbles, its weak to quote really long things for no reason.

[/ QUOTE ]
Sorry, won't happen again.

PITTM
12-14-2006, 07:29 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.

Not sure where to put this, you can move it if it needs to be moved.

Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

[/ QUOTE ]

cool.

dedmoney
12-14-2006, 07:33 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.

Not sure where to put this, you can move it if it needs to be moved.

Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

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cool.

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Holy crap! I can't believe he said this!!!

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Solid Player: AJC BABY!

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12-14-2006, 07:33 PM
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Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.


Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

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Hi there.

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Bubbles, its weak to quote really long things for no reason.

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yeah, no kidding

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Quit being [censored] and replying to previous posts so you can make this page longer.

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YOU MOTHER [censored] ARE ON THIN ICE UP IN HERE

KentuckyWildcats
12-14-2006, 07:38 PM
Can we please stop quoting this in the thread...gaaawd

Bubbles
12-14-2006, 07:38 PM
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Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.


Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

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Hi there.

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Bubbles, its weak to quote really long things for no reason.

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yeah, no kidding

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Quit being [censored] and replying to previous posts so you can make this page longer.

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YOU MOTHER [censored] ARE ON THIN ICE UP IN HERE

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12-14-2006, 07:40 PM
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Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.

Not sure where to put this, you can move it if it needs to be moved.

Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

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Ya, too bad you don't know what the AJC is you Hamm. Do you want to become a member of the A J Club?

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Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

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Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

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Hi there.

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Bubbles, its weak to quote really long things for no reason.

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yeah, no kidding

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Quit being [censored] and replying to previous posts so you can make this page longer.

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YOU MOTHER [censored] ARE ON THIN ICE UP IN HERE

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Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.


Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

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Hi there.

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Bubbles, its weak to quote really long things for no reason.

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yeah, no kidding

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Quit being [censored] and replying to previous posts so you can make this page longer.

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YOU MOTHER [censored] ARE ON THIN ICE UP IN HERE

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Stop it u biznitch.

KurtSF
12-14-2006, 07:56 PM
Unfortunately, I did read it. Wish I didn't. I've quoted below the only part I found funny. Apparently a couple donks though a solid player had left the table when he folded for an orbit or two, then returned when he started betting again. The rest was stooooopid.

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Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa

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rokstedy
12-14-2006, 08:19 PM
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Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.


Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

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Hi there.

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Bubbles, its weak to quote really long things for no reason.

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yeah, no kidding

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Quit being [censored] and replying to previous posts so you can make this page longer.

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YOU MOTHER [censored] ARE ON THIN ICE UP IN HERE

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NewTeaBag
12-14-2006, 08:28 PM
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Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player

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You guys missed the one little gem hidden in that mine of babble...

fabadam
12-14-2006, 08:30 PM
LONGEST POST EVAH!!!!11111!!!!!

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Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.

Not sure where to put this, you can move it if it needs to be moved.

Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

[/ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.

Not sure where to put this, you can move it if it needs to be moved.

Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

[/ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.

Not sure where to put this, you can move it if it needs to be moved.

Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

[/ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.

Not sure where to put this, you can move it if it needs to be moved.

Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Hamm: fielddressed at 252
Big Hamm: i own a deer processing company
Yak Ballz: and ur hung like an infant
Good Player: im sure.....get a clue
Big Hamm: ok man
Big Hamm: i dont know what im talking about
Big Hamm: im just retarded
Good Player: well dont' tell me I shot a 12 point then
Good Player: retard
Big Hamm: we dont say a 66x6
Big Hamm: thats *ing redneck
Good Player: what? go shoot a 12 point and then show me
Solid Player: hahahahaha
Big Hamm: a 14 was my 1st buck
Big Hamm: i was 9
Solid Player: u went hunting at nine?
Solid Player: that's legal
Solid Player: ?
Big Hamm: yes
Big Hamm: with an adult
Good Player: thats red neck
Solid Player: that's more redneck to me then calling a deer a 6 x 6
Solid Player: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Big Hamm: get a clue...
Good Player: well said mav.
Good Player: probly went with 1 person, but when people asked you, " I went with my uncle and my dad"
Solid Player: so for this deer proccesing company
Solid Player: that's all you do is process deer?
Good Player: ya.. tell us more
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Solid Player: you said you owned a deer processing company
Good Player: WTF are you talking about, yo said you had deer processing plant
Solid Player: lol
Big Hamm: well that doesnt look like a whitetial
Solid Player: hahahaahahaa
Big Hamm: we dont have mule deer here
Good Player: its fu cking mule deer hamm
Big Hamm: ....
Big Hamm: read
Solid Player: wtf does that have to do with ur company?
Good Player: get a clue......
Big Hamm: god damn
Big Hamm: u guys are so cute
Big Hamm: are you sure ur not dating?
Solid Player: no you're just a *
Big Hamm: a what?
Big Hamm: i cant read that
Solid Player: mo ron
Big Hamm: am i
Good Player: your a GI
Good Player: bet you dont' know what that is you hamm
Ripe Hamm2: i think he was saying [censored]
Big Hamm: i think you guys are funny
Good Player: I know your a GI
Big Hamm: gettin all big on the internet
Big Hamm: damn e-thugs
Big Hamm: from montana... haha
Ripe Hamm2: lol
Solid Player: tucson isn't from montana
Solid Player: er.. in it for that matter
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: im sorry princess
Solid Player: stay the * in connecticut
Good Player: tell us about you deer thingy ...
Solid Player: hahaha
Big Hamm: what u want to know
Solid Player: how's hte business in the spring and summer?
Big Hamm: terrible
Good Player: why?
Solid Player: lots of deer to process?
Big Hamm: no business
Solid Player: ya figured so
Good Player: y bnot
Big Hamm: thats what lawncare is for
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: you're mexican?
Yak Ballz: cmon
Big Hamm: and my real estate properties
Big Hamm: yes. im very mexican
Solid Player: man... you must be making bank
Good Player: wow, you do a little bit of everything, I think I've seen you on the PPT or the WPT too
Big Hamm: have u
Big Hamm: thats crazy man
Solid Player: ya... bill gates is my cousin too
Good Player: think so...
Big Hamm: no *?
Solid Player: what is *
Solid Player: i can't read that
Big Hamm: and you guys are gay together right?
Big Hamm: god damn i know it
Solid Player: u mean "u knew it"
Solid Player: and yes we're gay
Solid Player: we have sex from 1500 miles apart
Big Hamm: i mean i know you guys are gay together
Big Hamm: you must be dating if u know how far apart you love birds are
Solid Player: is that how far is is?
Solid Player: haha
Solid Player: i was just throwing an estimate out there
Big Hamm: i would say that also
Big Hamm: anyways is that "6x6" the nicest thing u see around there?
Solid Player: nah
Big Hamm: why are u talking for ur BF
Good Player: are you kidding, no way there was 2 bigger bucks where we went
Solid Player: seriously... montana has hunting and agriculture....
Big Hamm: yea i want to take a trip there
Big Hamm: elk :P
Solid Player: why you'er there
Solid Player: go antelope hunting
Good Player: you wanna shoot an elk?
Solid Player: bear hunting
Solid Player: moose hunting
Solid Player: deering hunting
Solid Player: bird hunting
Solid Player: fishing
Solid Player: trap some bobcats
Big Hamm: bird what kind of bird
Solid Player: pheasant, quail, geese, duck
Big Hamm: nice i hunt all of them
Big Hamm: no turkey?
Solid Player: there's turkey
Solid Player: i forgot
Solid Player: hard to remember everyhting
Good Player: pheasant
Solid Player: there's dove too
Big Hamm: that is my favorite
Good Player: jackalopes, nice jackalopes
Big Hamm: action packed
Good Player: and SNIPE!!!!!
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: SNIPE!lol
Good Player: I would love to take you Snipe hunting you GI
Big Hamm: yeah snipe
Big Hamm: that was cool in middleschool
Good Player: you've probly never been snipe hunting have you?
Big Hamm: with a bag
Big Hamm: its fun right
Good Player: ya, we'd make it real fun for you
Big Hamm: you would try to do things to me that ur BF is for
Big Hamm: would you?
Good Player: WTF? get a clue hamm
Big Hamm: hamm
Big Hamm: ...
Solid Player: *?
Solid Player: k k k ?
Good Player: J9, what a *
Good Player: s u cker
Ripe Hamm2: [censored] you
Ripe Hamm2: can u read that
Big Hamm: lol
Solid Player: ugh
Solid Player: i guess AA is a goner

[/ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Kinda long convo at the $10 NL at Bodog.

Not sure where to put this, you can move it if it needs to be moved.

Hamm1: aww congratulations
Ripe Hamm2: u r good
Hamm1: did ur mommy cut the edges off your PBJ's too
Good Player: better than you are hamm...
Hamm1: Good Playerven...low stack
Hamm1: dont talk *
Solid Player: haha i had a job at the age of 12 and you're mocking me?
Hamm1: gone stack
Donk: whoa.
Good Player: f uck you, wann aplay $400 NL?
Hamm1: name the table *y ass
Donk: hahah you talkin * over the internet?
Good Player: nice fold kneil, what did you limp with UTG? yo udont' even know what that means do you
Hamm1: woah ike nice bluff....
Good Player: do yo uknow what that means kneil?
Hamm1: have fun with that 25 cents
Good Player: do you know what that means kneil?
Ripe Hamm2: bring us more money Good Player
Good Player: thats what I thought you donk
Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player
Donk: do you actually play poker or just come to talk?
Good Player: * you*a
Hamm1: do u even have any ecash left
fireemtmoore: so who is this Gallagher fellow and why does he have a canyon named after him
fireemtmoore: Hey jack are you related to kelly
Ripe Hamm2: who ???
fireemtmoore: kelly rippa its a joke
Ripe Hamm2: haha
fireemtmoore: thats alright i dont need your sympathy laughs
Hamm1: i enjoyed the joke
fireemtmoore: we aim to please
Thegreatcow55: t
Hamm1: 2 diamonds there loen
Hamm1: A high
Hamm1: u missed
fireemtmoore: then why didnt you put him in
loen62: ty
Hamm1: hahahahaha
Hamm1: keep donating
Hamm1: push
Ripe Hamm2: thanks dude
Hamm1: ..... ur great
Good Player: kneil, do you realise you'l go bust 95 of the time and still be sitting here only 5 of the time
Good Player: with that move you made with KK?
Hamm1: ummm well i started here with 10 and have played here for over an hour
Hamm1: won 15 bucks
Hamm1: and uve bought in at least once since i came
Hamm1: and just lost an all in again
Hamm1: sooo
Good Player: wow you'r up and entire $15!!! wo wo, raise a f ucking flag
Hamm1: 15 is nothing
Thegreatcow55: ty
Hamm1: but its a *load compared to wat uve done here
Good Player: i'm down $13, could care less
Hamm1: good then dont rip on me
Thegreatcow55: ty again
Thegreatcow55: : )
BKAY: wow cow
Thegreatcow55: lol gettin lucky helps
Thegreatcow55: a lot
Good Player: i'l "rip' on you all I want to yo uhamm
BKAY: horse shoe up your ass
Hamm1: hamm i love it...no one knows wat it means cept you
Good Player: ya, and you're the biggest one here
Hamm1: haha
Hamm1: just keep donating over there Good Player
Hamm1: awww Solid Player is back too
Solid Player: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Hamm1: we missed ur chips and Good Player being passed around
Good Player: he's up 6 cents, get a clue
Good Player: hamm
Solid Player: i never left
Good Player: ya he never left idiot
Hamm1: he stopped playin
Good Player: he did?
Good Player: he just started folding... duh
Hamm1: nah
Good Player: yaa
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: lol, nice try hamm
Good Player: nice hand !!!!!!
Solid Player: this game is easy
Solid Player: all you gotta do is bet
Hamm1: holy cow..u take down that 2 dollars dude
Thegreatcow55: yea
Thegreatcow55: lol
Good Player: kneil, you whre bragging about winning 15, so shut the f uck up
Thegreatcow55: hit straight 2 times
Thegreatcow55: oon flop
Hamm1: no see i was braggin about being up compared to u rebuying
Good Player: hamm
Hamm1: hamm
Good Player: you just said "bragging about being up": I rest my case you dumb ass
Hamm1: hey just keep pushin ur chips around the table and we're allll happy
Good Player: RIPE!!!!!!!
Hamm1: nice suckout
Good Player: its a coinflip/raise to win that, not a 2 out on the river with a 5 chance to win
Hamm1: not after the flop
Hamm1: 6 outter bud
Hamm1: nice catch
Good Player: correct buddy, I have 5 chances to hit my 6 outer or make a strait or flush, its a coin flip,
Good Player: im a slight underdog, you wouldn't understand how to figure out the odds
Good Player: since your brain is so inferior to mine
Hamm1: and ur money is inferior to mine
Hamm1: so eat me
Good Player: "so eat me?" nice come back child
Hamm1: nice stack
Hamm1: rookie
Good Player: rookie, i gaurantee I've played 100 times as many hands as you
Hamm1: ih ave more hands played today than u have in ur life
Big Hamm: hahaha
Good Player: haha, thats not funny at all
Big Hamm: immature people
Big Hamm: just chill out
Big Hamm: and play cards
Good Player: you chill out wolfgang
Hamm1: u havent stopped since i beat ur ass with KK
Hamm1: sorry bud u made the wrong call with your A8
Hamm1: it was destined to lose
Solid Player: hahahhaahahaha
Good Player: whats ur point? you haven't made one bit of sence the whole day
Good Player: atleast if you dont' respond you cant' make yourself sound like more of an idiot that you already ar
Good Player: are
Big Hamm: wolfgang?
Big Hamm: good one man
Yak Ballz: pockets battle
Yak Ballz: hmmm
Good Player: nice hand wolfy, putting your money in with the nuts is always +EV
Big Hamm: +ev?
Good Player: lol, nvm you donk
Big Hamm: wtf are you talking about
Big Hamm: your *ing retarded
Good Player: get a clue man,
Big Hamm: yeah get a clue
Big Hamm: ill play AJ all in
Solid Player: haha
Big Hamm: theres my clue
Solid Player: AJC BABY1
Good Player: haha, roflmao
Big Hamm: omg
Big Hamm: and who are u
Big Hamm: his BF?
Good Player: you must be a member of the AJC
Good Player: lol
Solid Player: real mature
Yak Ballz: wow
Solid Player: you just need to chill out
Big Hamm: haha
Big Hamm: yeah for real i should huh
Solid Player: AJC BABY!
Good Player: u got the AJC, nice!
Good Player: thats pretty much the nuts
Solid Player: i'd go all in with it
Big Hamm: where do you like Good Player
Big Hamm: to shoot that deer
Solid Player: wouldn't you wolfe?
Yak Ballz: Good Player go F&&U&&C&&K a Deer
Good Player: where do I like?
Big Hamm: live*
Yak Ballz: [censored]
Big Hamm: sry
Good Player: I live in MC if you would just hover over my name you hamm
Big Hamm: really well its not working for me you clown
Solid Player: you're not playing it right
Solid Player: you've got to be a member of the AJC BABY!
Good Player: lol, like I said, get a clue , I live in Montana, thats a 6X6 31 wide
Big Hamm: call it a 12 pointer
Big Hamm: not a 6x6
Big Hamm: wtf
Solid Player: * that
Solid Player: only if you're from the east
Solid Player: and you rarely go hunting
Solid Player: so you try to impress people
Good Player: haha no *, wesport??? WTF,
Big Hamm: i rarely go hunting?
Good Player: ya i shot a 10 pointer !!!!
Big Hamm: haha
Good Player: i can tell you rarely go hunting since im from MT and your telling me how to say whtat I shot
Big Hamm: i have a 18 non typical whitetail
Solid Player: hahahaa
Big Ham

Chump Change
12-14-2006, 08:34 PM
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Hamm1: hey i think it still says sit out under u Good Player

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You guys missed the one little gem hidden in that mine of babble...

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I figured something good was in there and was going to ask the OP to bold something, but then insanity broke loose.

h_ven
12-14-2006, 08:58 PM
*sigh*This post is getting Crude