few WTF? hands v spewbox (x_O)

[donger]

these were from a really ugly session this morning. Villain in these hands is basically a buttonmasher and makes all kinds of unorthodox and "please pwn me" type plays (raise K7 PF, ck behind AK4 flop HU, raise-cap a 5 turn, etc)

HAND 1:

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
5 players
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Pre-flop: (5 players) Donger is CO with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Donger raises</font>, Button calls, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, BB folds, Donger calls, Button calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (10SB, 3 players)
SB checks, Donger checks, Button checks. (WTF?)

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5BB, 3 players)
SB checks , <font color="#cc0000">Donger bets</font>, Button calls, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>(WTF?), Donger calls, Button folds.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (10BB, 2 players)
SB checks, Donger checks.


HAND 2: HU BvB with tards:

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
3 players
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Pre-flop: (3 players) Donger is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">Donger raises</font>, BB calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Donger bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Donger 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB caps</font>, Donger calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6BB, 2 players)
Donger checks, BB checks.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6BB, 2 players)
Donger checks, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, Donger calls.