Dear Ahole

[PrimogenitoX]

To the ahole who keyed my brand new H2 tonight. Congratulations...you have spilled haterade all over my life. I will now have to spend an entire $100 on a deductible to paint over your pathetic attempt. Enjoy grinding that pathetic middle management job and watching your life slowly waste away while me and my crew of internet poker homies systematically destroy your kind and have multiple unending 5 figure months. SHIP IT. HOLLA