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Parking Lot BBVV
Met a girlfriend at a store and after shopping was sitting in her car looking at some pictures. My car was parked in the next lane over.
While sitting there, a beat-up POS pulled in the spot next to mine and redneck couple with baby emerged from the vehicle. The mom opened the back door and changed the baby's diaper on the backseat.....and then proceeded to place the rolled up diaper under my car behind the front passenger wheel. I sat there stunned for a minute as they proceeded to the store. Then I got divine inspiration. Using a couple of plastic bags I picked up dirty diaper, unrolled it, (ewwwww.....baby apparently had eaten cabbage and burritos form the look/smell of it)and placed it under the windshield wiper on the driver side.....with a lil extra smearage thrown in for good measure. Beat: Lady puts dirty diaper under my tire. Brag: Cleverly reurned diaper to rightful owner. Variance: Didn't have the time to wait around and see their reaction. Variance: Their windshield now matched the color of their car. |
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Lol, well played. A+
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lol, I like this
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lol, I like this [/quote Haaaaahaha agreed this was fun to read |
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nh sir.
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nh maam. [/ QUOTE ] FYP (do I get bonus points for being a chick? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]) |
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Re: Parking Lot BBVV
SHRUG IS A GIRL
RUNNNN |
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[ QUOTE ] nh maam. [/ QUOTE ] FYP (do I get bonus points for being a chick? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]) [/ QUOTE ] omg detective time!!!!!!!!!! OP says [ QUOTE ] met my girlfriend [/ QUOTE ] you are a lesbian! <font color="#666666"> ***every prepubescent boy in BBV4L starts drooling***</font> |
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Shrug is a married woman, lol you guys. Must be a cool wife/mom (if you have kids). Good story.
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vnh sir
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