Don't come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

[Bona]

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don't have much time, but here's a good one.

Let's have a caption contest. $5 to the winner of my choosing, entries before 5 p.m. PST tomorrow.



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WOOKIE: This is great OZI I think I've finally banned all the straight dudes and we have the forum to ourselves.

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[marchron]

Which mod just nuked the spam thread? Sushi had an awesome joke and I was in the midst of posting an even better one.

[MrWookie]

Me. I'm not leaving that crap around.

[bravos1]

Left : I gotta run to the dojo to meet up w/ sensei Wookie. We are gonna go over "forward thrusts" and roundhouse kicks before he bans me.

Right : ORLY? I picked him up last night at the dance hall wearing this sexy outfit. I just finished him off again and forced him to make us coffee. He's in he kitchen right now doing the damn dishes.

Left : No wai! BTW, have you seen Tyler or Shadow? I heard a bunch of screaming last night.

[scpi10]

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Left: I hate doin' this crap, I'm better than this.
Right: Me too, I hope that pilot I got works out.
Left: Pilot?
Right: It's call Quantum Jump or some bull sh!@ like that. I just hope to do a few episodes before it gets canceled.
Left: What's it about?
Right: Scientist invents time machine, goes back in time, gets stuck there.
Left: You're right that will never work.

[x] original
[ ] funny

[bravos1]

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Left: I hate doin' this crap, I'm better than this.
Right: Me too, I hope that pilot I got works out.
Left: Pilot?
Right: It's call Quantum Jump or some bull sh!@ like that. I just hope to do a few episodes before it gets canceled.
Left: What's it about?
Right: Scientist invents time machine, goes back in time, gets stuck there.
Left: You're right that will never work.

[x] original
[ ] funny

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vn

[tyler_cracker]

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"Two Tools in Terry Towling"

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+1

[kerowo]

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don't have much time, but here's a good one.

Let's have a caption contest. $5 to the winner of my choosing, entries before 5 p.m. PST tomorrow.



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Right: Dude, I mean WTF?
Left: You know I like getting slapped around at work, so shut up and SIIMB.
Right: Why do you think I brought the coffee and no pants?

Or

Left: Check out the new belt Bob!
Right: You know you have to have a black belt before you can felate me.
Left: Aww, come on!
Right: Coffee?

[Xylocain]

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Toad style is immensely strong, and immune to nearly any weapon ...
Right: Rah, I'mma give it to ya.
Left: With no trivia.
Chorus: We like cocain str8 from Bolivia

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this one was pretty good