Shortest poker books ever written

[The Owl]

<u>Everything I Know about Razz</u> by Random Internet Player

<u>Applying Small Amounts of Cologne</u> by [Insert group you want to insult] Guy at my Table

not poker-related, but from the same publisher:

<u>Giving The Owl a Goddamn Break Once in a Goddamn While for the Love of Christ</u> by The Owl's Wife