HOT 16 Y/O's. NEED HELP. - Page 23

tisthefire · #**221** 04-12-2007, 02:07 AM

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she was so much hotter at 16 and freshman 15less. Why do girls bodies have to peak at 18? Is there some way to stop them from growing, kinda like a bonzai cat?

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DaAznFella · #**222** 04-12-2007, 02:09 AM

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this is the hottest girl of the thread thusfar by a lot

CalledDownLight · #**223** 04-12-2007, 02:51 AM

Too drunk to find the pic, but I'd hit it, 2 times (the girl and the Jack).

tuq · #**224** 04-12-2007, 03:18 AM

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this is the hottest girl of the thread thusfar by a lot

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That seriously could be the hottest pic I've ever seen, and I've masturbated more than my fair share.

majesty2009 · #**225** 04-12-2007, 03:40 AM

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It appears that her legs are half female/half bear.

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Holy crap this came out of nowhere. I've been laughing for a minute. Also, an excuse to post the pic again.

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OMG I was laughing so hard. Thats some funny [censored] from left field.

ToNYlol · #**226** 04-12-2007, 03:42 AM

OP's date in a few weeks: HOTT

onlinebeginner · #**227** 04-12-2007, 03:58 AM

i have a good friend who's a pretty big pimp... he's a little immature but defintaely funny

younger girls are into him and heres why

as long as they think your good looking (post pics of yourself maybe?) just act goofy and [censored] around... i mean there 16 year old girls they don't have a good sense of humor and your not gonna have good conversation... just have alchohal (i would suggest an extremely small amount since they'll probably fake being mroe drunk then they actually are anyway) and jus make stupid cheesy jokes and be really forward... it should work out perfectly fine

Jiggymike · #**228** 04-12-2007, 10:17 AM

Absolut Pear vodka is by far the foulest liquid on the planet. It smells pretty good, kind of like walking by the Body Shop in the mall. However, I believe the taste was described in a review as "snake [censored] and medecine." Seriously, it tastes like grain, only worse, with Absolutly no pear flavor whatsoeer (see what I did there?)

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this is the hottest girl of the thread thusfar by a lot

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I just wanted an excuse to repost this. Hey there, how ya doing?

27offsuit · #**229** 04-12-2007, 10:52 AM

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Yeah, freshman year of college was not exactly kind to her, but that's life...amirite

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Ahhh.....the "Freshman 15"...

Many never recover.

NajdorfDefense · #**230** 04-12-2007, 03:06 PM

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i have a good friend who's a pretty big pimp... he's a little immature but defintaely funny

younger girls are into him and heres why

as long as they think your good looking (post pics of yourself maybe?) just act goofy and [censored] around... i mean there 16 year old girls they don't have a good sense of humor and your not gonna have good conversation... just have alchohal (i would suggest an extremely small amount since they'll probably fake being mroe drunk then they actually are anyway) and jus ... it should work out perfectly fine

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You would think actually getting them drunk, and them pretending to be sober, would work better than the reverse. If they want to censored you, they won't get 'fake drunk' to do it.

But maybe you're right, getting them drunk is like shooting fish in a barrel. No thrill of the 'chase' and whatnot.