Beat: lost my rent money

[rakemeplz]

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when are you going to quit

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He needs to work on his bankroll management skills and get more money before quitting his job IMO.

[Chump Change]

Jimm, at least tell me you have a nice european rakeback deal, right?


Right?

[Student Caine]

Man, this is some Grade A degen [censored]. I will have to check back here after he goes Robusto...or Nick the Greek's it...

[luckyjimm]

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Jimm, at least tell me you have a nice european rakeback deal, right?


Right?

[/ QUOTE ]


iPoker ban rakeback, unfortunately. I get some kind of points bonus, which feels like you have to earn it twice, but it's just about better than nothing.

[luckyjimm]

Just turned £48 into £278 in like ten minutes

THANK YOU GOD OF MIDDLE-OF-NIGHT IPOKER

Also, I am drunk


$1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$271.06</font>)
UTG+1 (<font color="#0000cc">$282.31</font>)
CO (<font color="#0000cc">$310.45</font>)
BTN (<font color="#0000cc">$115.14</font>)
SB (<font color="#0000cc">$158.67</font>)
BB (<font color="#0000cc">$368.08</font>)

Pre-flop: ($4, 6 players) Hero is UTG 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero calls $2, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $9</font>, CO calls $9, <font color="#777777">3 folds</font>, Hero calls $7
<font color="#777777"> 68.50% (EV = $13.61)
</font><font color="#777777"> 31.50% (EV = $1.39)
</font>
Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($33, 3 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets $20</font>, CO calls $20, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $110</font>, UTG+1 calls $90, <font color="#777777">CO folds</font>
<font color="#777777"> 63.00% (EV = $61.99)
</font><font color="#777777"> 37.00% (EV = -$8.99)
</font>
Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($273, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero goes all-in $152.06</font>, UTG+1 calls $152.06
<font color="#777777"> 82.50% (EV = $324.06)
</font><font color="#777777"> 17.50% (EV = -$51.06)
</font>
River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($577.12, 2 players)
<font color="#777777"> 100.00% (EV = $577.12)
</font><font color="#777777"> 0.00% (EV = $0.00)
</font>
Final Pot: $577.12
Hero shows: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG+1 shows: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Hero wins $571.12 ( won +$300.06 )
UTG+1 lost -$271.06
CO lost -$29.00

[The Lipo Fund]

dude just stop now

[luckyjimm]

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dude just stop now

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I quit the table right after. I've withdrawn £200. I have £75 still to play with.

On top of LAPoker's $255 on Neteller for which I was very grateful, a kind soul who'd lent/staked me in the past sent me £220 via Neteller earlier, on top of £25 from a kind man in Germany. I deposited this, played just a little, and cashed out £312. Of course I'm paying them back.

But so thanks to the benevolence of 2+2, this crisis seems pretty much over! Thanks, guys.

[Chump Change]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Jimm, at least tell me you have a nice european rakeback deal, right?


Right?

[/ QUOTE ]


iPoker ban rakeback, unfortunately. I get some kind of points bonus, which feels like you have to earn it twice, but it's just about better than nothing.

[/ QUOTE ]

sweet god

[luckyjimm]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Jimm, at least tell me you have a nice european rakeback deal, right?


Right?

[/ QUOTE ]


iPoker ban rakeback, unfortunately. I get some kind of points bonus, which feels like you have to earn it twice, but it's just about better than nothing.

[/ QUOTE ]

sweet god

[/ QUOTE ]


I don't play enough hands for rakeback to be massively important, anyway.

[iggymcfly]

Gambling addictions are pretty powerful. I think people that don't have one tend to underestimate them. Hence all the people making fun of jimm in this thread. I had one myself, but it wasn't quite as ingrained as jimm's, plus I'm better at poker, and I think I've managed to cure it on my own to the point that I can play poker for a living without too much worry of a relapse.

Jimm though, you seriously do just need to quit forever. You're sooooo far from being able to manage a BR properly that you have no idea. And that's if you were a winning player to begin with (which I don't believe you were).

You seriously should uninstall all the poker programs off your computer. Then send messages to all the major poker sites saying that you're a degenerate who's highly likely to send funds that you don't have and screw them out of the difference and recommend they ban you for life. Then, after all that, get in GA.

Or just redeposit, switch to Stars, look for "iggymcfly" and sit to his left. Whatever.