*OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

[BEP]

Cars suck, but whatever, sounds like a decent date.


I'm in Sac goofy so if you need some decent places to take this girl to in the future let me know.

[Georgia Avenue]

Do what she wants obv. If she's suggesting she obv is into you. Just make sure you go sopemwhere with booze after, like a restaurant.

[feesjah]

p o r n time!

[divides_by_zero]

So um, HELP.

I was at booth today and guy I like was there. I am like, ack I have logic test in two hours (40 minutes now) and he inserts requisite joke about me in a logic course. I'm like, hey, who needs logic class more than girls?

Move on to girls are illogical crazy, whatever. Then, subtily, he's like, oh, there's a party tonight at my frat if you're interested in going. I'm gonna head over after the show. (!!!!!!!)

I say cool, I'll think about it. ...You can hit on freshman!

Him: It is november.

Also, discussing how every time he meets a logical, cool, girl that he could really think about dating she turns into a lesbian.

I sympathize that girls are crazy.

So what I want to know is - did he just sort of ask me out, or am I just the friend who can help with girls. ACK! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[4_2_it]

DBZ,

Sounds like he was asking you if you were a lesbian.

Seriously, looks like Sparky doesn't have a lot of game and that was an attempt to gauge how much interest you have in him without having to risk an outright rejection.

[divides_by_zero]

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DBZ,

Sounds like he was asking you if you were a lesbian.

Seriously, looks like Sparky doesn't have a lot of game and that was an attempt to gauge how much interest you have in him without having to risk an outright rejection.

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He knows very well that I am very straight. RJ thinks he may be wingmanning me. So - should I go to the party? Dammit, I'm all nervous now. I HATE EMOTIONS.

[Georgia Avenue]

I dunno, seems like a pretty clear poonanny give-back situation.

He was asking you out. Obv.

Some updates: I finally broke it off with the chicks I was currently seeing. The vegan I completely ignored for weeks, until yesterday she texted me saying she was quitting. LOL takeahintaments!

So it's down to GSG (who is far away) and the Tall Chick. Going out with TC tonight after not seeing her for many weeks...it'll be interesting to see whether we still hit it off now that I'm severely distracted.

She's hella cute though, so I will do my best to get into her pants. For mah homeys.

--GA

[Baloosh]

Word. TR better damn well follow foo'

[divides_by_zero]

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I dunno, seems like a pretty clear poonanny give-back situation.

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What the hell does this mean?

And I think it was very not obvious. I'll still probably go. Wish me luck!

[Georgia Avenue]

Also, funny match.com inspired situation...

At a show (Black Angels, holla) last week...extremely sleepy from Atlantic City. Started talking to this cute, crazy curly haired chick who is dressed like some kinda pottery teacher/wizard and her more attractive but less interesting blonde friend. I'm flirting like mad with the curly'd one cuz I dont even care Im so tired. She's totally into it, we dance a little to the band, but I can barely walk. Turns out she's from NYC just down for one day, so I decide to not pursue since I literally couldn't even stay awake long enough to see her vaj if we got into a bed.

I'm chatting with the two of them after the show and the other blonde chick keeps looking at me funny. Is she cockblocking for some reason? She looks familiar. OH F__K! She wrote me on match.com like a month ago and I totally ignored her! Her pictures looked really lame and I was busy with something else...she lives in the area and would totally be a good date. Fkfkfkfk, can I switch horses midstream? So I start throwing it at the blonde chick, but the curly one is still on my belt. Everyone is mad confused at this juncture, and I'm literally hallucinating from lack of sleep, so I give them both my email and bail. Doubt I'll ever hear from them again. Oops.

Lesson: Never reject any chick who isn't CLEARLY sooper ugly on an online dating site. Some women suck at picking photos of themselves. The end.