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10-13-2007, 11:24 AM
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Re: God helped Jerry Yang win WSOP!
Below is a quote from a post in this forum from January 2006:
Re: God keeps His promises [Re: miketurner] #4455160 - 01/15/06 08:33 PM I for one hope that the next WSOP main event winner is a devout christian who can't play for [censored], but gets lucky a bunch of times and then thanks God when his one outer wins him first place. That would be hilarious. I think he was trying to make a joke & Jamie Gold did win that year but how eerily accurate is this? Maybe God was trying to tell us something. 
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#12
10-13-2007, 11:41 AM
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Re: God helped Jerry Yang win WSOP!
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Below is a quote from a post in this forum from January 2006: Re: God keeps His promises [Re: miketurner] #4455160 - 01/15/06 08:33 PM I for one hope that the next WSOP main event winner is a devout christian who can't play for [censored], but gets lucky a bunch of times and then thanks God when his one outer wins him first place. That would be hilarious. I think he was trying to make a joke & Jamie Gold did win that year but how eerily accurate is this? Maybe God was trying to tell us something. [/ QUOTE ] LOL, yep, God was trying to tell us he hates Christians and is doing his absolute best to send his lambs into the slaughter.
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#13
10-13-2007, 01:05 PM
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Re: God helped Jerry Yang win WSOP!
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I was disgusted to see the WSOP ME FT turn into a church of prayer where the individual players and their supporters couldn't help but demand of some invisible sky-pixie to help them and to hurt others; OPENLY. Holy [censored]; how incredibly egotistical and vicious. [/ QUOTE ] If Jesus were around he'd have turned their chips into dip.
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10-13-2007, 01:25 PM
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Re: God helped Jerry Yang win WSOP!
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I was disgusted to see the WSOP ME FT turn into a church of prayer where the individual players and their supporters couldn't help but demand of some invisible sky-pixie to help them and to hurt others; OPENLY. Holy [censored]; how incredibly egotistical and vicious. [/ QUOTE ] dude stfu, jerry yang donated 10% to 3 charities so it was only like 90% selfish.
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10-13-2007, 01:33 PM
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Re: God helped Jerry Yang win WSOP!
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Jerry Yang asked God for his help to win the 2007 WSOP Main Event and he got the help he needed. pokervintage [/ QUOTE ] Well, if football players can give God credit when they win a game, why not poker players? Strangely enough I never hear the players from the losing team say God must have liked the other team better.
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10-13-2007, 01:41 PM
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Re: God helped Jerry Yang win WSOP!
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Jerry Yang asked God for his help to win the 2007 WSOP Main Event and he got the help he needed. pokervintage [/ QUOTE ] If this is true then both God and Jerry Yang should be banned from poker for life for hacking the random shuffle generator of "real life". It's unclear whether he hacked the dealer's brain to make him shuffle in a certain way, hacked the atoms of the cards to make them change secretly or spied on everyone's hole cards and whispered in Jerry Yang's ear what he should do. No matter how he did it, all the players Jerry Yang beat should be reimbursed a certain % of Yang's winnings. If strong action isn't taken this may mean the end of poker as we know it. How many people are going to want to play a rigged game?
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10-13-2007, 01:44 PM
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Re: God helped Jerry Yang win WSOP!
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[ QUOTE ] Jerry Yang asked God for his help to win the 2007 WSOP Main Event and he got the help he needed. pokervintage [/ QUOTE ] If this is true then both God and Jerry Yang should be banned from poker for life for hacking the random shuffle generator of "real life". It's unclear whether he hacked the dealer's brain to make him shuffle in a certain way, hacked the atoms of the cards to make them change secretly or spied on everyone's hole cards and whispered in Jerry Yang's ear what he should do. No matter how he did it, all the players Jerry Yang beat should be reimbursed a certain % of Yang's winnings. If strong action isn't taken this may mean the end of poker as we know it. How many people are going to want to play a rigged game? [/ QUOTE ] Collusion with God does seem to take the challenge out of it.
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#18
10-13-2007, 02:42 PM
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Re: God helped Jerry Yang win WSOP!
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Jerry Yang asked God for his help to win the 2007 WSOP Main Event and he got the help he needed. pokervintage [/ QUOTE ] Yes, I think this is in fact the best evidence we have for god's existence.
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10-13-2007, 04:14 PM
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Re: God helped Jerry Yang win WSOP!
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[ QUOTE ] Jerry Yang asked God for his help to win the 2007 WSOP Main Event and he got the help he needed. pokervintage [/ QUOTE ] If this is true then both God and Jerry Yang should be banned from poker for life for hacking the random shuffle generator of "real life". It's unclear whether he hacked the dealer's brain to make him shuffle in a certain way, hacked the atoms of the cards to make them change secretly or spied on everyone's hole cards and whispered in Jerry Yang's ear what he should do. No matter how he did it, all the players Jerry Yang beat should be reimbursed a certain % of Yang's winnings. If strong action isn't taken this may mean the end of poker as we know it. How many people are going to want to play a rigged game? [/ QUOTE ] Haha, this would be awesome. Praying Christians getting kicked out of casinos everywhere would have no argument besides "Come on guys, its not like this stuff really works!"
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#20
10-13-2007, 04:54 PM
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Re: God helped Jerry Yang win WSOP!
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[ QUOTE ] Jerry Yang asked God for his help to win the 2007 WSOP Main Event and he got the help he needed. pokervintage [/ QUOTE ] Yes, I think this is in fact the best evidence we have for god's existence. [/ QUOTE ] Moneymaker is a Christian. I think that evidence is even better.
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