Beat: My New Years Eve

[needbeer]

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it reads like a tucker max story. awesome.

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[Pasterbator]

You had an awesome new years you liar.

Honestly, great story.

[lambchop_FT]

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I shake the bottle up good, pop the cork off while holding it in my crotch, and proceed to spray it all over her face, money shot style. She sits there in horror and gets drenched. Dear god what am i doing?

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possibly the best 3 sentences I have ever read

[jfish]

lmao dude u should have come to vegas w/us .......but man money shot is hilarious

~yves

[Sweir]

That was [censored] hilarious, amazing story!

[Five-Star]

That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

[Jiggymike]

I enjoyed spending new years with my girlfriend but this easily would have been my second choice.

[cts]

ha sounds like a great night

you gonna be @ pca?

[jaustin]

zomg awesome. this post makes me feel sooooooo much better about how shtty i got last night

[NetFace]

ill come out of my trolling lurker status over the past year to say "great story/post"