best trailer ever

thedarknight · #1 10-23-2006, 12:59 AM

the next lord of the rings?

i don't know where this movie would be without burt reynolds

SoCalRugger · #2 10-23-2006, 01:14 AM

Wow. That movie is going to be horrible.

I don't think it's a good sign when the music in your trailer is from a Sci-Fi miniseries.

thedarknight · #3 10-23-2006, 01:21 AM

it's going to be an instant classic!!

it might not even make it to theaters...some parts of it actually look semi intriguing..you got those crazy [censored] ninjas and jason statham who would be a really good bad ass in a fantasy/medieval type flick. Then you get various outliers in your cast...like Burt Reynolds, mother fugging Shaggy, and then Ray Liotta..it really makes you go WTF..is this real?

I'm honestly going to see it...looks like a guilty pleasure.

SoCalRugger · #4 10-23-2006, 01:32 AM

The movie is by the same guy that did Bloodrayne. Bloodrayne had decent cast with Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez, and Kristanna Loken, so I rented it thinking it couldn't be too bad. It turned out to be one of the biggest pieces of crap I've ever seen in my life. I think this movie is going to turn out exactly the same.

Quinn Warren · #5 10-23-2006, 03:39 AM

Okay. That's gotta be a t.v. movie, right? I sure hope so, as it looks like it might possibly be worse than Plan 9 From Outer Space or Manos: The Hands Of Fate. Things that looked horrible in that preview:

The plot
The acting
The casting
The cinematography
The editing
The script
The set design
The props
The costumes
The makeup
The score
The sound editing

I can't wait to watch it.

troymclur · #6 10-23-2006, 11:17 AM

"This movie has Uwe Boll written all over it". This was the first thing that came to my mind when i started watching the trailer half-way through. I was right.

Also goes to show you how vastly important a good set and costume designer is. Those sword weilding ninjas looked laughable.

Ralph Wiggum · #7 10-23-2006, 07:51 PM

Possibly lots of unintentional comedy.

Dominic · #8 10-23-2006, 07:57 PM

well what movie is it??? link won't play for me

Golden_Rhino · #9 10-23-2006, 08:28 PM

I've seen worse looking trailers. Obviously, it's not Shakespeare in the park, but it looks watchable.

F0rtysxity · #10 10-23-2006, 08:36 PM

dude, did you see the part where the load the burning Krog onto a catapult!!! Dis movie be 4 real!