jokes you've made IRL that flopped

[prohornblower]

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At a party last night and some guys are talking about getting head/coming without warning.

A friend says,
"Haha Jon came in a girl's mouth without telling her, she got super pissed and he just shrugged his shoulders and said, "oops".

Another friend says,
"Is that kid gonna show up tonight or what?"

So I say,
"Well it's not like he'd tell us when he's coming."

Crickets for a whole minute before they realized.

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Awesome...I like it!