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Old 05-02-2007, 10:16 AM
Vyse Vyse is offline
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

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Rape [censored]
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Old 05-02-2007, 10:38 AM
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of you?

grab her boobs.

seems like a good a time as any.
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Old 05-02-2007, 10:42 AM
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Either that or I disconnect her oxygen tube and cover her face with a pillow until she stops... living.
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Old 05-02-2007, 10:45 AM
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

I had a crazy ex that tortured me for ages one day.. nagging, nagging, crying, nagging more, shouting, screaming, nagging, crying etc.

Then she tried to slap me a few times so I picked her up by the throat and powerslammed her into the wall and screamed at her "IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN I'LL [censored] KILL YOU BITCH"

It was awesome, you should have seen the look on her face.. haha.. memories.
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Old 05-02-2007, 11:34 AM
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

Grab one hand, then the other, and hold both her wrists together in one hand. Then use other hand to cover her mouth.

(I have a younger sister)
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Old 05-02-2007, 12:49 PM
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Throw a drink in her face, preferably something sticky, like a mai tai.
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Old 05-02-2007, 01:06 PM
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of you?

slap her back
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Old 05-02-2007, 01:10 PM
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

Foward, Down-Forward, Forward, Fierce Punch.
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Old 05-02-2007, 01:19 PM
Paul B. Paul B. is offline
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

actually it's forward, down, down-forward, punch
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Old 05-02-2007, 01:20 PM
Big Poppa Smurf Big Poppa Smurf is offline
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

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Grab one hand, then the other, and hold both her wrists together in one hand. Then use other hand to cover her mouth.

(I have a younger sister)

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ugh this is how you get bitten really hard
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