***SSSH Official NC/LC Thread September***

[yourface]

wtf
villain has TAG stats but seems kind of dumb

Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $5/$10
3 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (3 players) yourface is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">yourface raises</font>, SB folds, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">yourface caps</font>, BB calls.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (8.5SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">yourface raises</font>, BB calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6.25BB, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">yourface bets</font>, BB calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (8.25BB, 2 players)
BB checks, yourface checks.

Results:
Final pot: 8.25BB
<font color="#ffffff">BB shows 9H 9D </font>
<font color="#ffffff">yourface shows AC QC </font>

[yourface]

how the hell does he call there seriously

[yourface]

SHIP THE HOOKERS AND BLOW YAYAYAYAYAYA

this is from august 1st, the start of my doomswitching, to today


AK has not been treating me well lately. I should look into that



HOLLA

[yourface]

btw how sick is it that I am 1bb/100 but breakeven for 17k hands because I ran like dog [censored] at 10/20

[thepizzlefosho]

yeah face I took a double take on that when I saw the BB/100 and then the net profit.

other than the fact that I've played about 8x the number 10/20 hands than you, my 10/20 BB/100 are similar. Except mine are green and more like 12 than 10. I run goot. (Knock on wood, bow before the poker gods, sacrifice a couple of virgins, dismantle my doomswitch)

[mattnxtc]

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how the hell does he call there seriously

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He obviously put you on AQ haha.

[milesdyson]

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Every time miles posts a mess of hands, my head ends up a 90 degree angle saying "wait, what?"

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what specifically, i really would appreciate it

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hands 4 and 13 are kickass miles. great spots
12 is cool too

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4 was fun, 13 was soo satisfying. i have a deep hatred for villain in this hand. also, LOL at his river raise/call. why no love for #11? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Hand 12 is expert miles. Perfect play against someone who can't read hands I'm guessing. I wish I made those reads more often.

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i do this because he can have underpairs and he could possibly have an 8. 98s A8 whatever. either way this line usually makes me more money vs. a J and usually makes a ton more vs. underpairs. line depends on which cards fall. also (main reason), it makes me feel warm inside. the guy might miss a valuebet vs me in the future.

[yourface]

11 is cool too I GUESS
not as soul crushing as those other ones though

[milesdyson]

i need to try harder. fack money i want to crush souls

edit response to seth's prison bbv post below: i did not go to jail when i got my dui last year. the cop called a cab for me. beat: dui. brag: no jail. variance: wednesday night.

[sethypooh21]

Beat: going to prison (not jail, max security pen) tomorrow
Brag: not as an inmate
Brag: Getting paid for it
Variance: 3 hour drive each way

TR to follow...