Beat: My xbox just stopped working, tell me why my plan of action sux

[Butcho22]

As the title says, my xbox is officially not working [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Just talked to support and they are sending my a shipping package to send it in. I should have back it in ~3.5 weeks.

This isn't going to work for me.

Here is my plan.

I live in Redmond, WA less than 3 miles from the Microsoft campus.
I'm going to go and find someone working in the xbox building and tell them that my brother is coming home from Korea after serving there in the Air Force for over a year.
I'll tell them he arrives in 5 days and only has 3 weeks to stay here before starting back to work in Georgia.
The plan was to play xbox 24/7. He's been looking forward to this for a long time, blah blah.

I'm hoping a company as big as Microsoft may be able to fix the issue right then and there. Either by giving me a used loaner until mine is fixed, or just giving me a new one on the spot.

The stuff about my brother is true but was back a few months ago. (not that it matters)

It's after 5 so I'm thinking I should go tomorrow. Maybe they're still there? I'm for sure going to go there, tomorrow morning at the latest.

Will post TR

Why won't this work?