Beat: My parents are retarded

[DrewDevil]

OP, so you had $15k from poker and put $5k on Stars, leaving you $10k in the bank? So your parents just stole that $10k from you, is that right?

Guess you should think about getting that $10k back and opening your own account.

Also, that girl is a total bitch for throwing water on you. I would destroy her car if I were you.

[Sponger.]

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And who carries around only one credit card/debit card? Again, unballer.

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I personally don't have any credit cards. My credit is shot from a bunch of [censored] ups in early college years. Paying for everything in cash has its own balla advantages, example (true story):

New Landlord: Ok, just fill out these papers and we'll be all set.
Me: Ummm...yah all this banking and credit stuff, is this optional?
New Landlord: Well, no, why?
Me: I don't deal with credit any more.
New Landlord: ????????????????????????? Well you need credit because...(goes on rant about how I can't do anything in life without credit and I really should start to build it, etc.)
Me: Uhh...yah...so...how much cash do you need up front to forget this piece of paper and everything you just said?
New Landlord: Well...i guess first 4 months, last 2 months, and security deposit (total=7k), but really you should work on getting credit....(more ranting)
Me: Here. (hands him 7k in hundos)
New Landlord: Ok, you can move in on Tuesday.
Me: Thank you.

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Yeah I've realized that if I want to rent a place in San Diego I'm going to have to do this. I'll skip you're awkward conversation though and just go straight to asking them how much they want in cash.

[Isura]

Read the whole thing. This is a solid beat

[im a model]

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OP, so you had $15k from poker and put $5k on Stars, leaving you $10k in the bank? So your parents just stole that $10k from you, is that right?

Guess you should think about getting that $10k back and opening your own account.

Also, that girl is a total bitch for throwing water on you. I would punch a bitch and get my [censored] BOVICE and we gonna run da train on you bitch! then i tell my [censored] bovice to smoke some weed wit me and he said he aint got none or some [censored] i said [censored] you gotta GET ME HIGH. i be turnin on my own [censored] and [censored]. unforgivable.

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