Kwame Brown takes the cake

[Assani Fisher]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2733976

Brown won't be prosecuted in cake heist
Associated Press


HERMOSA BEACH, Calif. -- A man walking down the street at bar-closing time with a $190 cake in his arms claimed Los Angeles Lakers center Kwame Brown swiped his birthday treat.

But authorities said the cake caper won't be prosecuted.

In a police report, Alexander Martinez said he left his 30th birthday celebration at the Shore Restaurant and Lounge at about 1:45 a.m. Saturday with the uneaten 2-by-2-foot cake and walked north toward the Blue 32 nightclub.

Martinez told police he first came upon Lakers forward Ronny Turiaf, who he said agreed to pose for a photograph with him and the chocolate cake.

But outside of Blue 32, the 6-foot-11, 270-pound Brown came along, grabbed the cake and threw it at Martinez, according to the report. Brown got into a white limousine and left, Martinez claimed in the report, although he didn't suggest any reason for the cake toss.

Martinez reported that he then walked up to Lamar Odom as the Lakers forward left Pedone's Pizza and confronted him about the cake, which was splattered on the birthday man's back.

A man believed to be Odom's bodyguard pushed Martinez into the street, yelling at him to get away from Odom, the police report said.

"Calm down, he didn't do anything," Odom told the man believed to be his bodyguard, the report said.

Everyone then went their separate ways and Martinez filed a police report 12 hours later.

Detectives presented a possible "grand theft of a person" case to the city attorney's office, which decided not to prosecute.

Brown wasn't talking, but Lakers spokesman John Black said the team was aware of the alleged incident and had been told prosecutors were not filing charges. Black had no other comment.

The Lakers are on a three-game road trip through Saturday.

Brown, averaging 8.7 points and 6.6 rebounds, has been sidelined since spraining his right ankle on Dec. 31. He is expected back in about two weeks.

Copyright 2007 by The Associated Press

[ThaSaltCracka]

read about this on deadspin. Seems to childish, but thats our Kwame!

[Kneel B4 Zod]

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read about this on deadspin. Seems to childish, but thats our Kwame!

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do they talk about what type of cake this $190 cake was? that's what I want to know. I mean I've had some incredible ice cream cake that cost like $50, but I tend to prefer basic sheet cakes or ice cream cakes. I don't like fancy cakes.

[Aloysius]

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Brown wasn't talking, but Lakers spokesman John Black said the team was aware of the alleged incident and had been told prosecutors were not filing charges. Black had no other comment.

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Haven't really seen another report... but so basically - if true, some guy takes another dude's birthday cake, throws it at him, and nothing happens? What? I mean some law must be being broken.

-Al

[Your Mom]

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do they talk about what type of cake this $190 cake was? that's what I want to know. I mean I've had some incredible ice cream cake that cost like $50, but I tend to prefer basic sheet cakes or ice cream cakes. I don't like fancy cakes.

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Maybe it was that ferrari cake from south park with the Devil has a Birthday party.

[aces_dad]

I suspect the dude is trying to get a couple hundred out of Brown, that is quite a bit for a 2x2 cake.

And he threw the cake at the dude? It would make more sense if he hit a teammate not a random person.

[ThaSaltCracka]

Is anyone else not bothered by this at all? If NBA players are going to get in trouble, it should always be for stuff like this.

[gumpzilla]

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As opposed to something like marijuana possession? This seems like a giant douchebag move. I have a lower opinion of this stunt than I do of something like on-court fighting.

[Colt McCoy]

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Is anyone else not bothered by this at all? If NBA players are going to get in trouble, it should always be for stuff like this.

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Yeah, why should we have a problem with professional athletes going around stealing, attacking people, intimidating them and basically just treating people like dirt. This is much less disturbing than the usual drug possession stuff. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Lazy Meatball]

I love it when articles about alleged criminal activity by athletes always includes their sports stats. Like Larry Johnson's YPC stat would absolve him from his alleged wife beating stat.