A Trio of Pwnage

[Cumulonimbus]

Here's me pwning somebody:


Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $24.00</font>, MP folds, Hero calls $24.00, 3 folds

Flop: ($57) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $36.00</font>, Hero calls $36.00

Turn: ($129) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $96.00</font>, UTG calls $96.00

River: ($321) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $441.00</font>, UTG folds

Pot Size: $762.00 ($3 Rake)

UTG said, "everytime on stars.."
UTG said, "AK"


Here's me pwning myself:

Dealt to ahhShark [Ah Ad]
NoTalentTom: folds
Blue Chipper: raises $12 to $18
fishbones11: raises $42 to $60
ahhShark: folds
ahhShark said, "fuca;lkfjds"
ahhShark said, "asd;lkfjd;lfkasd"
ahhShark said, "damna;it"
jap panda1: folds
Blue Chipper: raises $344.85 to $404.85 and is all-in
fishbones11: folds
ahhShark said, "just folded AA"
Blue Chipper collected $129 from pot
Blue Chipper: doesn't show hand
Blue Chipper leaves the table


And here's me getting pwned:

Dealt to ahhShark [9h 9c]
JeffBoston: folds
XbooodX: folds
leemedic: folds
redargoe: folds
aejones: raises $20 to $30
ahhShark: raises $70 to $100
aejones: calls $70
*** FLOP *** [9s 4d 8c]
aejones: checks
ahhShark: bets $170
aejones: calls $170
*** TURN *** [9s 4d 8c] [4s]
aejones: checks
ahhShark: checks
*** RIVER *** [9s 4d 8c 4s] [6c]
aejones: checks
ahhShark: bets $400
aejones: raises $388.40 to $788.40 and is all-in
ahhShark: calls $330 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
aejones: shows [4h 4c] (four of a kind, Fours)
ahhShark: mucks hand
aejones collected $1997 from pot
ahhShark said, "holy ****"

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[Cumulonimbus]

also, victim of pwnage:

ipokeder: i'm pretty notorious for that
einstein0077: shark lives in vegas so he plays poker 24/7
ipokeder: they call me "no-sho ipo"
ipokeder: that's actually a lie nobody ever talks to me
Dealer: ahhShark, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
einstein0077: when I play with shrk I go ahhhh fking shark again
einstein0077: lol
Dealer: Game #11123220856: DO-NUTZZZ wins pot ($166)
ahhShark: lol

[Ikaros]

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UTG said, "everytime on stars.."
UTG said, "AK"


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Something tells me that this guy gets bluffed a lot.

[The Hag]

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UTG said, "everytime on stars.."
UTG said, "AK"


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Something tells me that this guy gets bluffed a lot.

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So much comedy in this OP and you have to comment on this...?

nice AA preflop fold OP,
and;

ipokeder: they call me "no-sho ipo"
ipokeder: that's actually a lie nobody ever talks to me

this is gold [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Georgia Avenue]

Trifecta of poonage

[goofyballer]

Have you met up with that Minnesota chick again?

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[Cumulonimbus]

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Have you met up with that Minnesota chick again?

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nah. but she is gonna send me provocative pictures once she figures out how to use her camera.. (she doesn't possess teh smart)