Official February Thread: General Discussion/etc

[Sponger.]

Yves I've been thinking of different posts I could make that would make fun of you but they all seemed pretty lame and mean so I'll just say that it sucks and I'm rooting for you to start kicking ass again.

[Go_Blue88]

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today has confirmed to me that i am a fish and cannot beat 100 nl



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well in this case, the gay ("omg! he's so full of hate!) advice, "take a break yo," applies. how can u make such a drastic drop in stakes so quickily? woah and you played 18/15...that musta been sooooo boring...

[Melchiades]

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FullTiltPoker Game #1787631227: Table Pomerado (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:04:22 ET - 2007/02/13
Seat 1: EnForceR ($689)
Seat 2: HyperAggrDonk ($676)
Seat 3: BaronVonFish ($2,048.25)
Seat 4: pr1nnyraid ($567.10)
Seat 5: Turtza ($625)
Seat 6: SexyPlexi ($111)
Turtza posts the small blind of $3
SexyPlexi posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pr1nnyraid [Jh 2h]
EnForceR raises to $21
HyperAggrDonk folds
BaronVonFish folds
pr1nnyraid calls $21
Ivy Lam17 (Observer): i would rele appreciate it
Turtza folds
SexyPlexi folds
*** FLOP *** [Jc 9c 4s]
EnForceR bets $40
pr1nnyraid raises to $126
EnForceR raises to $350
pr1nnyraid raises to $546.10, and is all in
EnForceR calls $196.10
pr1nnyraid shows [Jh 2h]
EnForceR shows [Kd Qd]
*** TURN *** [Jc 9c 4s] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 9c 4s 5h] [Kh]
pr1nnyraid shows a pair of Jacks
EnForceR shows a pair of Kings
EnForceR wins the pot ($1,140.20) with a pair of Kings
pr1nnyraid adds $600
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,143.20 | Rake $3
Board: [Jc 9c 4s 5h Kh]
Seat 1: EnForceR showed [Kd Qd] and won ($1,140.20) with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: HyperAggrDonk didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: BaronVonFish didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: pr1nnyraid (button) showed [Jh 2h] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 5: Turtza (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: SexyPlexi (big blind) folded before the Flop

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Barf? You [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] button so much that you call any two suited against an UTG raise? Or is there some sick reads and metagame going on here that makes this hand not look really bad?

[Boquense]

Yves, I dropped 25k the first 2 days of February, and I've almost made it all back by going apeshit (36k hands so far in Feb) on 2/4 and 3/6. Considering my prev. record for hands in a month was 28k.....

Anyway, my mind is about to explode and I've got Carpal Tunnel, but figured it might be inspiring to you.

If not... now that you've figured out you're a fish at 100nl, just withdraw the rest of your roll and... blow+straw+hooker?

[TheWorstPlayer]

holy heck, did you do this on stars? if so, what's your name on stars? that's a ton of hands.

[cardcore]

I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] PartyPoker NL 600 for february

[KRANTZ]

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FullTiltPoker Game #1787631227: Table Pomerado (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:04:22 ET - 2007/02/13
Seat 1: EnForceR ($689)
Seat 2: HyperAggrDonk ($676)
Seat 3: BaronVonFish ($2,048.25)
Seat 4: pr1nnyraid ($567.10)
Seat 5: Turtza ($625)
Seat 6: SexyPlexi ($111)
Turtza posts the small blind of $3
SexyPlexi posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pr1nnyraid [Jh 2h]
EnForceR raises to $21
HyperAggrDonk folds
BaronVonFish folds
pr1nnyraid calls $21
Ivy Lam17 (Observer): i would rele appreciate it
Turtza folds
SexyPlexi folds
*** FLOP *** [Jc 9c 4s]
EnForceR bets $40
pr1nnyraid raises to $126
EnForceR raises to $350
pr1nnyraid raises to $546.10, and is all in
EnForceR calls $196.10
pr1nnyraid shows [Jh 2h]
EnForceR shows [Kd Qd]
*** TURN *** [Jc 9c 4s] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 9c 4s 5h] [Kh]
pr1nnyraid shows a pair of Jacks
EnForceR shows a pair of Kings
EnForceR wins the pot ($1,140.20) with a pair of Kings
pr1nnyraid adds $600
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,143.20 | Rake $3
Board: [Jc 9c 4s 5h Kh]
Seat 1: EnForceR showed [Kd Qd] and won ($1,140.20) with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: HyperAggrDonk didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: BaronVonFish didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: pr1nnyraid (button) showed [Jh 2h] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 5: Turtza (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: SexyPlexi (big blind) folded before the Flop

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Barf? You [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] button so much that you call any two suited against an UTG raise? Or is there some sick reads and metagame going on here that makes this hand not look really bad?

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i love the button as much as the next guy but yeah of course there was some serious metagame going on

[Fight Club]

Im going insane right now

KK< A7 -4k

AK < 68 -2k

QQ < 109s -2.5k

[TheWorstPlayer]

[img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] These pics make me soooo mad....

[Sponger.]

UGH I [censored] HATE REZNIC SO MUCH!

Full Tilt Poker
$3/$6 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
2 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
Hero (BB): $594
SB: $117

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($9, 2 players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $18</font>, SB calls $12

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($36, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $24</font>, SB calls $24

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] [8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] ($84, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

<font color="black">River:</font> 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] [5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] ($84, 2 players)
<font color="red">SB bets $36</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $192</font>, SB calls all in for $45
Uncalled bet of $111 returned to Hero

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Hero had 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Fives)
SB had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Eight high) and won $245.50
Final Pot: $245.50 ($0.50 rake)

of course the hit and run piece of [censored] leaves like 15 hands later. [censored] YOU!