ITT you post your Halloween Costume

[kipin]

I just dressed up as some weird creepy dude.

Effect was strong, all chicks were creeped out and told me to take off the mask, and all dudes were laughing.

Variance: Driving by some drunken chick last night who was half-dressed up I asked her what her costume was. Dialog went something like this.

Her: "I'm a vampire!"
Me: "Oh, because you look like a whore!"
Her: :[censored] you!" (middle finger)
Me: "How much baby?"

Ya I'm smooth like that.

Also some chick told me she didn't like my mask to which I replied, "that's fine I don't like you, so I think we're even"

How do I not get laid more often with smooth lines like that.