Best Palindrome Possible

[nsdjoe]

NAOMI, I MOAN

[Fast Food Knight]

My favorite from elementary school:

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!

[slothinator]

Rats live on no evil star.

[daryn]

God lived as a devil dog.

[HotSteven]

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Dude,

Forgive my skepticism, but there's no way you came up with that. Where'd you hear it?

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This isn't a palindrome at all, idiot.

[Avalanche333]

Demetri Martin is pretty good.

"Dammit I'm mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog".
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I'm a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I'm it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
"Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog"
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I'm mad."

From here.

[slothinator]

For all the Python fans...

Bolton.

[Kintamayama]

Maybe not the best, but one of the longest can be found here. Who comes up with this stuff?

http://www.palindromelist.com/longest.htm

[lvalntin99]

When basketball player Richardson hosted a post game show for the Indiana team....

Pacer Pooh's hoop recap

[RunDownHouse]

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Dude,

Forgive my skepticism, but there's no way you came up with that. Where'd you hear it?

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This isn't a palindrome at all, idiot.

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Questions:

wtf are you?

Why isn't it a palindrome, and why is everyone in this thread except for you an idiot?

You decided your ~1 post/month should be this?

Can you vote legally?