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$50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
Example:
Villain: 47 = nuts Flop: No Wai he has Ace. etc. Gogogogoogogoog. You have until I come back from dinner tonight. I'm only shipping on Stars. 5/10 Limit Holdem Partttttttttttty Pokah 2 players Converted at weaktight.com Stacks: Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$550.24</font>) SB (<font color="#0000cc">$152.50</font>) Pre-flop: (1.4 SB, 2 players) Hero is BTN Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 4-bets</font>, Hero calls Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls Final Pot: 23.0 BB Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB ) SB lost 11.5 BB |
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
on the river I can go arrrriiiin as a bluff and he will HAVE to fold muahahahahaha.... oh wait...
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#3
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
on river you clearly missed clubs and changed the hh...villain played it to perfection
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
Preflop:
Villain: Im suited, im goot, RAISE! Hero: Reasonable hand, ill 3-bet but i don't know why I'm doing it. Villain: I told you, im suited! Hero: Ok, ur goot, i call. Flop: Villain: runner runner flush draw [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img])))) I bettttt Hero: Dude, i got the nuts IMO. Villain: No u dont, 3-bets. Hero: OK. Turn: Villain: Fukkin flush draw, w/e i still got straight draw, im goot. Hero: No ur not. Villain: Yes i am. Hero: No ur not. Villain: Ok, then, call. River: Villain: I GOTTT A PAIRRRRR [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Hero: I dont care. Villain: You should. Hero: stfu Villain: OK, u got it. I give up. SHIP ITTTTTTT. Stars SN: ivann14 |
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
Villain was obv 2 guys
Dude I'm so fkd. Let's have weed brownies and play limit hold'em. Yeah man, and cap everything! I'm gonna sit with my roll imo Yeah, ldo Dude button Sweet 74o Raise ldo He 3bets Cap man imo Man i flopped a trips draw and a 2 pair draw Bet He raises? 3bet for value He caps imo Sweet, he has a flushdraw ldo Turn is a non club Sweet, cap it imo If this gets to showdown we will own his soul forever River is a non club and we paired! Sweet man, bet! He raises ... Lol, he missed his fd ldo. 3bet imo for value and range merging. He caps [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Niiice, slowroll the bi-atc-h and shiiip them monnies Dude we lost my roll while poo-flinging imo Ah [censored], let's go to White Castle, oh where's your car dude? |
#6
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
5/10 Limit Holdem Partttttttttttty Pokah
2 players Converted at weaktight.com <font color="blue"> hmm k, let's look for a table. Heads up? hmm k whatever, everyone who plays limit is a huge [censored] idiot anyways, i'm gonna stack him like 12 times the first hour. hmm, i'm gonna buy in for just 15.25 bb to tilt this [censored] </font> Stacks: Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$550.24</font>) SB (<font color="#0000cc">$152.50</font>) Pre-flop: (1.4 SB, 2 players) Hero is BTN Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 4-bets</font>, Hero calls <font color="blue">hmm 47 sooooooted, not that great of hand, but i can certainly outplay villain here, since he is just a limitdonk, RAISE!!! reraise lol [censored] you you [censored] limit donk! CAP, lets make him think i've got the Airlines </font> Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls <font color="blue"> I LIVE IN FLUUUUSH CITYYYYYYY! SHIP IT, CAP IT BABY </font> Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls <font color="blue"> I LIVE IN FLUUUUSH CITYYYYYYY! SHIP IT, CAP IT BABY </font> River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls <font color="blue"> I LIVE IN FLUUUUSH CITYYYYYYY! SHIP IT, CAP IT BABY </font> Final Pot: 23.0 BB Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB ) SB lost 11.5 BB [/ QUOTE ] |
#7
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
villain
Preflop: heads up no limit is an easy game, wtf is this [censored] i wanna go all in preflop flip for stacks im no worse than a 55 45 35 underdog hut hut hike Flop: always bet on black, wtf u raise me [censored] always tryin to iceskate uphill i reraise and call obv with my multiple concealed backdoor draws (pair, etc) Turn: now we have a jack chop draw in no limit its a good idea to push ur opponent off a chop, prob a good idea in this game here, i just gotta keep pushing in tiny amounts River: ! That card helped me. And it probably didn't help you. *furious clicking on the bet area* Bro I'm trying to be nice I'm betting quick to let u know i got there ...? Bro? Broooooooo |
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
PF: i R playing a four and seven because in the game of texas hold them, these are the type of hands that can really hit flops, and if i miss, I can bluff this fish out of the pot.
Flop: PERFECT! this is the exact flop i wanted to see. I have a backdoor flush draw and im also drawing to a split. If clubs happen to come i can also c/r him outta his seat. Turn: I love this action I am getting on the turn. It doesn't really matter my cards because im going to bluff this fish on the river anyways. Since hes a fish, he never has a strong holding because he doesnt understand how to play hands like 47s and JTs, the only two hands he has are pocket cowboys and pocket rockets. He will have to fold river River: On this river I am really thinking about super system 2: agressive poker is winning poker. There is just no wai he can call without a jack, and he never has a jack. His river 4-bet tells me that maybe all along i was underestimating him and he is capable of playing hands like 47s. I would raise but i think there is a glitch so i am just going to call and expect to see 98 or 78 95% of the time. capt sukout on stars. |
#9
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
"Let's give poker a try today [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]))))))))))"
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#10
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
"OMG i has 47 just like Hitman! Raisey Daisy imo"
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