BRAG: $17K in checks

[Triumph36]

Full Tilt has finally gotten their act together and sent me 3 checks in the last 3 days - the first of which was requested 2 months ago. I sent them an angry note about it last week, claiming I could've swam to Antigua faster to get the money - this apparently sped up their service. Thus -

BRAG: $17K in cash monies
BEAT: All of it is going to the government
VARIANCE: Full Tilt is the only organization less efficient than the government

[JKratzer]

next time trade for stars money and get it wired to your bank. it took ~3 days for me. taxes suck.

[Georgia Avenue]

Beat: You tried cashing them at the bank and accidentally told them they were from Osama Bin Laden.

[saucyspade19]

claiming I could've swam to Antigua faster to get the money

i loled

[DigitalDeuce]

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claiming I could've swam to Antigua faster to get the money

i loled

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beat: All your monies get wet and fall apart on the swim back.

[88jayhawks]

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claiming I could've swam to Antigua faster to get the money

i loled

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beat: All your monies get wet and fall apart on the swim back.

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brag: he buys a boat with his new money and drives his new boat back

[Stake Monster]

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claiming I could've swam to Antigua faster to get the money

i loled

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beat: All your monies get wet and fall apart on the swim back.

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brag: he buys a boat with his new money and drives his new boat back

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beat: his boat was made in antigua and falls apart when it starts to be windy

[adanthar]

brag: I got 35K in checks from Bodog today
beat: requested them on February 2nd
variance: they apparently got lost in the mail the first time

[doubLe a tom]

Brag: I got a check from PokerStars 3 days after requesting it.


Beat: It was only $1500

[morphball]

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variance: they apparently got lost in the mail the first time

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Try telling your credit card or land lord the check got lost in the mail...inexcusable IMO