All My Money Are Belong to Me (NC Thread)

[nerdking]

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I was thinking the same, fold pf, pot the nuts.

Bill Rini put this up on You Tube. NVG is roaring about it.

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Let's watch Hitler play 5 cent 10 cent!

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ROFLCOPTER I laughed till I got a headache!

[aK13]

New format main page! AHHHHHH

its actually nice =X

It saves my user settings (the light blue theme) when I click on a forum, though.

[bravos1]

Wow.. Ed Miller himself advocated a cold call w/ AA OTB in a short-handed (4-handed) weak-tight game... [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[Brain]

I know the right play so why do I keep talking myself out of it??? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Xhad]

Played 3/6 at the B&M today. lost around $210 in 7 hours so that's a winrate of like -5BB/hr. I am SCKM right now.

[00Snitch]

I think I have much bigger swings live because I play more hands and the pots are bigger. So thats not so bad Xhad. Don't do it man!

[Xhad]

So, now that I'm no longer seeing visions of blood when I close my eyes, memorable hands from last night:

-I have 33, final board is AQ3JQ, villain has AQ. This was in an unraised pot.
-I have AQ, final board KT33J, villain has KK. He never bet or raised pre-river. Multiway.
-I have K9o and check my option in the BB, flop is 9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], I lose to K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
-One lady didn't know how to read boards and was raising and reraising with things like second pair on a regular basis. On the turn. One especially hilarious hand featured her 3betting the river with 43s on a 5679T board (with three of one suit), which pissed off one guy because she blew him off an 8. Multiway. So of course the one time I get a hand against her, it's my JJ vs. her QQ on an all undercard board.
-I have QQ. I 3bet preflop, get called and called down on a AA73A board. Villain has KK. BTW, this is a BBJ table at which the qualifying hand varies between Aces full of T's and Aces full of K's depending on the size of the jackpot. Guess what the qualifier is right now?
-I have black QQ. Flop is T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and I get donked into, end up waiting to the turn to raise because the game is too passive for me to get raised more than once. I raise a brick turn, get 3 coldcallers and the river is a diamond. 3 one card flushes, and river checked through so I get to celebrate my perfect FTOP play even as I'm crying.
-I get deep lrr'ed by AA. Twice. From different people. As in, 3 or 4 people limp, button limps AA and I just happen to have something like KQs in one of the blinds.
-One punk kid prided himself on the fact that he always put me on whiffed overcards and was always right. Of course, I got big pairs, but for some reason that was only in the hands where he'd folded preflop before the action got to me. I considered the possibility that there were tells involved but it was still happening even when I stopped looking at my cards before my action.
-I have some big Ax hand. I pfr from UTG (ten-handed) and get called by only the BB. She check-calls a 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] flop, c/c 8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] turn, check 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] river and 75o no heart missed a c/r. Just because I can't win money doesn't mean I can't own you.

[bennyhana]

next NC title nomination:

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Just because I can't win money doesn't mean I can't own you.

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[Aaron W.]

A few hands from my last online session:

Hand #1
PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, MP folds, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, Hero checks.

Flop: (2.50 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls.

Turn: (2.25 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, UTG calls.

River: (6.25 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 8.25 BB

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG mucks Ac, 8s.
Hero shows Ah, 9s (three of a kind, Nines).
Outcome: Hero wins 7.87 BB.
($0.75 Rake)
</font>

Hand #2
PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 4 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

CO posts a blind of $1

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
CO checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, SB calls, BB folds, CO calls.

Flop: (7.00 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, CO checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, CO folds.

Turn: (4.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: (4.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 6.50 BB

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
SB shows 9h, Kh (a flush, Ace high).
Hero mucks Ac, As.
Outcome: SB wins 6.25 BB.
($0.50 Rake)
</font>

Hand #3
PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button 3-bets</font>, SB folds, BB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (6.75 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8.75 BB

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero shows Ah, 5h (two pair, Aces and Queens).
Button shows Ts, 8s (a pair of Queens).
Outcome: Hero wins 8.37 BB.
($0.75 Rake)
</font>

Hand #4
PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#FF0000">UTG raises</font>, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">UTG 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (5.25 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">UTG 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (11.25 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">UTG bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 13.25 BB

Results:
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Hero shows Qd, Js (three of a kind, Queens).
UTG shows 3s, Ad (two pair, Aces and Queens).
Outcome: Hero wins 12.75 BB.
($1.00 Rake)
</font>

Hand #5
PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 3 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls.

Flop: (6.00 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

Turn: (4.00 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB cappies</font>, Hero calls.

River: (12.00 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, SB calls.

Final Pot: 16.00 BB

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero shows Js, Jc (a full house, Jacks full of Tens).
SB mucks Th, Qd.
Outcome: Hero wins 15.50 BB.
($1.00 Rake)
</font>

Hand #7
PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#FF0000">UTG raises</font>, MP folds, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG checks.

Turn: (2.25 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG checks.

River: (2.25 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">UTG bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 4.25 BB

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero mucks 8d, 6s.
UTG shows As, Ah (three of a kind, Aces).
Outcome: UTG wins 4.12 BB.
($0.25 Rake)
</font>

[BigBadBabar]

aaron, hands 3, 4, and 7 -- wtf?

wb to online play btw [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]