I Knew It! I'm Surrounded By Boobers! (NC Thread)

[Buzz-cp]

I found this sign to be interesting, however I don't understand the strict requirements that it requests.

[Wetdog]

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"This from AP: The online pornography industry has racked up an unexpected spike in sales this weekend. Analysts are unsure the source or reason for this increase. In other online news, internet bookseller 2+2 Publishing has seen its sales plummet over the same period. Could this be the end of online gaming and the start of a new pornography craze? More to come as this story develops."

[nomadtla]

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I found this sign to be interesting, however I don't understand the strict requirements that it requests.



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LOL

As someone who works with a popcorn popper every day of my life (movie theater assistant manager). I can completely say that this sign is rediculous.

[mvoss]

I hate life. That is all.

[bravos1]

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I hate life. That is all.

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[Bilgefisher]

So stinkin close. I'm going to working in central Wyoming this summer. Thought I hit gold when I found out an Indian casino is only 3 miles from where I'll be. 400 slot machines, 4 blackjack tables, 0 poker tables. [censored]!

I can only pray my hotel will have internet access.

[Dr. Matt]

I saw an avatar today that reminded me of this video... (sound needed)... not sure if it's considered safe for work, so don't take chances.

http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0205/free/

[Gib]

lol...

PokerStars 10/20 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: (7 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button folds, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

River: (8.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 8.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 4h 3c (two pair, sevens and threes).
Hero has Ts Ac (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: SB wins 8.50 BB. </font>

[HighStakesPro]

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, MP calls, CO calls, Hero calls, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (6 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, Hero folds, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls, MP folds.

Turn: (4 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, UTG calls.

River: (6 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, CO folds.

Final Pot: 9 BB

UTG doesn't show.
Outcome: UTG wins 9 BB.

Nice play by the cutoff, betting the river then folding. Genius.