Need humiliation prop bet ideas / Randy Moss winning a Super Bowl

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Relevant history: My uncle and I are lifelong Vikings fans (beat) that have always disagreed on Randy Moss' ability to help a team. During his last days in MN and when he was in Oakland my uncle said no team would ever win a Super Bowl if Moss played for them (he's too selfish, doesn't want to win bad enough, blah blah). I told him that's very easy to say if he's the only guy on his team that can actually play, but things would be quite different for a NE or Indy kind of team. Fast forward to 2007, my uncle is standing by his statement that Moss will never win a Super Bowl in his career, so we will set up a humiliation bet as to whether Moss ever wins one.

The only thing I can think of so far is the loser has to wear some sort of girly Randy Moss fanboy outfit (tight shirt or cheerleader top, skirt, etc) to a Vikings or Patriots game. Smashing a Randy Moss pie into his face at a large public venue would also be cool when I win, but idk what he would do to me if I lost.

So does anyone have some good ideas?