Blood Diamond: Why not just swallow them?

[RickAstleyFan]

No spoiler or anything, but if I found diamonds, or a diamond worth a ton of money and had to sneak it somewhere, why not swallow it?

Or wrap it in some sort of plastic sealed thing so it doesn't cut up your insides, then wait.

Anyone know why you wouldn't just swallow a super high valuable diamond?

[pergesu]

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No spoiler or anything, but if I found diamonds, or a diamond worth a ton of money and had to sneak it somewhere, why not swallow it?

Or wrap it in some sort of plastic sealed thing so it doesn't cut up your insides, then wait.

Anyone know why you wouldn't just swallow a super high valuable diamond?

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Because sewing them into sheep is badass.

[NT!]

well if it's big enough to be super valuable it would probably rip the [censored] guts outta ya

[Yobz]

If someone found out you swallowed them, they wouldn't wait for them to come out naturally...

[guids]

because [censored] out one of the hardest things known to man would suck.

[sawseech]

cuz you'd die LOL

[terrordome]

Why swallow them when you can stick them up via the other end?

[sawseech]

via the other end lol

[Klompy]

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Why swallow them when you can stick them up via the other end?

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Sadly this is exactly what I was going to post. I don't trust my body to make it go the entire way without hurting. A diamond would be one of the few things in life I'd be will to let enter my exit only tube.

[4_2_it]

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Why swallow them when you can stick them up via the other end?

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Sadly this is exactly what I was going to post. I don't trust my body to make it go the entire way without hurting. A diamond would be one of the few things in life I'd be will to let enter my exit only tube.

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Wouldn't it be obvious to the the guys guarding you with machine guys when they see you reach around and cram something up your ass?