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#1
06-21-2007, 11:31 AM
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Ask a Liar
Ask me anything and I will promise I will reply back with the best lie I can come up with.
Background: <ul type="square"> I am the 24 year old illegitamite son of Sammy Farha I have three pets: a dog, a goldfish, and an emu. I once took a safari in Africa I declared war on BBV Germany (true story) I played Razz with Doyle Brunson while on [censored][/list] 
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#2
06-21-2007, 11:33 AM
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Re: Ask a Liar
You suck at lying ducy?
What did you really have that one time I folded AQ when a spade hit the turn and you pushed that one time you snake.
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#3
06-21-2007, 11:45 AM
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Re: Ask a Liar
Wow how a hand sticks in your mind. Honestly (no lieing... damn) I don't remember that hand. It was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long ago.
p.s. I want to play live sometime in around D.C. hook a brotha up. Even know the $$$$ is right, online is getting meh
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#6
06-21-2007, 11:49 AM
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Re: Ask a Liar
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Why do you lie? [/ QUOTE ] It all goes back to childhood when I stole Old Man Mr.Wilson's paintbrush when he was putting up a fence. I was pushing my new Huffy down Memory Lane when Old Man Wilson comes stumbling on the front porch all jacked up on meth and Jim Bean. He yells at me about stealing his DuPont paint brush and how there was no Plinko in todays episode of The Price is Right. Thats when I opened my mouth and said..... [Insert Sopranos 10 second black out here] ...my first lie
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#9
06-21-2007, 11:52 AM
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Re: Ask a Liar
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how big is your pancreas [/ QUOTE ] Roughly the size of two mango's but once after an all night bender of wine spritzers it blew up to roughly the size of the one in this photo 
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