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Old 04-18-2007, 11:05 AM
buckyb88 buckyb88 is offline
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Default Pick up coffee shop girl?

So here's the story. I've worked in this office building for about 3 weeks now and I'm very into the girl that works in the coffee shop downstairs in my building. I go down there to buy coffee like twice a day and can't seem to strike up a decent conversation with her in the 3-5 minutes I'm down there.
In a surprising turn of events, I was down there this morning with my boss, and made a joke about possibly dating his daughter. And she pipped up and asked in a surprised voice, "You don't have a girlfriend?". I told her i didn't and that's pretty much where the conversation ended. What's my next move? BTW I'm 19 and she's 21 if that matters.
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:07 AM
Aces McGee Aces McGee is offline
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What's my next move?

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Ask her out. Christ -- what more are you waiting for?

-McGee
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:07 AM
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Tell her all of your prior girlfriends dumped you because you were too big in the pants.
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:09 AM
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What's my next move?

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Ask her out. Christ -- what more are you waiting for?

-McGee

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Say exactly what?
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:12 AM
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Ask her out. Christ -- what more are you waiting for?

-McGee

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Say exactly what?

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"Hey, you know yesterday when you gave me the perfect time to ask you out, and I didn't say anything?"
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:12 AM
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Default Re: Pick up coffee shop girl?

let's see
1. after the second coffee you come back again, get another cup of coffee and say
"im really tired, im having so many coffees just to see you and i cant sleep at night"
2. "hey, i was really hoping that you would react to the joke i said to my boss about his daughter, wanna go out?"
3. "i really need to stop drinking so much coffee so i can actually not shake when i am near you..."
etc
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:16 AM
xxThe_Lebowskixx xxThe_Lebowskixx is offline
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ask her if she knows any single guys.
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:18 AM
firstyearclay firstyearclay is offline
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ask her if she knows any single guys.

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perfect. This will work without fail.

fyc
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:20 AM
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diebitter?

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Old 04-18-2007, 11:21 AM
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Tell her you are 22. Get a fake ID.
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