*OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

[divides_by_zero]

Snakes on a Plane was supposed to promote cuddly time, but didn't work out that way. Damn boys. Don't they understand that being invited to my room at 2am to watch B movies means I need snuggles?

[ursine cotcher]

Met up with old uni mates, one of the males threatened to stab me after the girl he was trying it on with made it fairly obv she was thoroughly enamoured with me. Went back to hers with her flatmate who has a bf, which I didn't know about till after. Had limited fun before passing out and keeping them up most of the night by snoring.

Woke up more hungover than ever in the morning, to a full English breakfast fed to me by 2 girls in panties and t-shirts. Started sexing one on futon, threw up in my mouth, ran to toilet. Spent rest of day being nursed by both , which included suckling from breasticles and truncheon stroking.

That evening had option to stay in with them and get takeaway but chose to meet other girl I haven't seen in a while and had plans with. No sexytime from her. Bad decision. Although I realised I would happily marry her. She is pure, innocent, and would not immediately jump for joy when offered a spocking.

Going back in 2 weeks and not drinking to the point of poisoning.

[Poofler]

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Snakes on a Plane was supposed to promote cuddly time, but didn't work out that way. Damn boys. Don't they understand that being invited to my room at 2am to watch B movies means I need snuggles?

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lol seriously? Obv play was to shout "Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother[censored] platonic hangouts in this mother[censored] dorm room!"

[NozeCandy]

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SEE! THESE are the stories more 2+2ers should follow. Take note DBZ. Look at the intense emotional connection that goofy is building with the woman whom he is trying to court. He's gone many dates without any sexy times and hours upon hours of just cuddling without any sex. Look at how happy he is. I envy him because he has found emotional bliss.

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lollllllllll

[swingbomb]

ursine teach me

[ursine cotcher]

find girls who like penis and aren't ashamed to admit it

[hint: most of them if you don't act like a homosexual]

also I am not happy or fulfilled as the more I think about it the more I realise I should marry non-hussy-girl, although I may just still be hungover and being melodramatic

[nation]

nah dawg every guy likes getting with chicks but in the end we just want a normal sweet girl who only wants us not other dudes

i may be sorta playerish but if i met a girl who wasn't a whore and wanted me for me and not just to have sex and was my type i wouldn't hesitate to become exclusive. i'd never cheat on a girl either.

and i know it's hypocritical about how girls are whores but dudes are heroes if they have tons of sex, but the sad truth is it's socially acceptable for guys to have many partners but it's not for girls to do the same. so if they still don't give a crap and are very promiscous still, usually they're not the type of sweet girl i'd want to be involved with long term.

weird but thats me.

[swingbomb]

nothing you just said there is out of the ordinary or weird lol

[Georgia Avenue]

I love sl-ts. If they are fun and interesting I'd kick it with one permanently.

That said, GradSchoolGurl is pretty inexperienced. Tho she's pretty sl00ty in the sack she hasnt been with too many guys. I'd never ever be with a girl who wasnt comfortable about sex tho...its my #1 most important thing fwiw.

Ursine, you rock.

Iron, please don't listen to Eric, he's just f--king with you. Those kind of thoughts just fuel your self-fulfilling prophecyaments.

goofy: WTF HOW COULD YOU NOT MAKE A MOVE ON HER IF YOUR IN HER BED OMG ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHGH
GHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You are titling me. PS Now she thinks you are gay.

[nation]

goofy you guys have made out right?