As the mod, if I want that [censored] to be long, it's gonna be long (NC Thre

[Xhad]

Me, in January:

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So, I recently came to the realization that poker hasn't been fun for the last couple months or so and I need to quit for at least a few months; the way things are going that might turn into forever. I have no idea what I'm going to do in its place on multiple fronts. I also have no idea how much attention I'll pay to 2+2 but I have email notification for my PMs.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

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So I sold my wii last week and now I'm thinking about getting into poker again. I'm so fickle.

[Xhad]

Not bad for my first hand in 3 months...

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. MP1 posts a blind of $0.03.
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 (poster) checks, MP2 calls, CO calls, Hero calls, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (8.50 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(8 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets</font>, MP2 folds, CO folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls.

Turn: (7.25 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, UTG calls, MP1 calls.

River: (13.25 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets</font>, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 16.25 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has 3d 3s (two pair, sixes and threes).
MP1 has 7s 7h (two pair, sevens and sixes).
Hero has 8h 8s (two pair, eights and sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins 16.25 BB. </font>

[Zeldark]

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zeldark,

ok, i dunno about sharpie, but you definitely just got levelled by me. and i am not a plesiosaur.





<font color="white">OR AM I?????????[/COLOR]</font>

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No, you're not <font color="white">a plesiosaur. Neither is Sharpie. And where the hey did that come from? Pleasiosaur? WTF?</font>
When did people start becoming dinosaurs?

[DavidC]

Wow this was the most retarded hand ever. I mean, just wow. Firstly, UTG is a passive player, which is why I slowed down immediately with AA. I should have perhaps raised that turn because my equity changes a lot once the turn isn't T/K/flush, but I mean, god damn, that's some weird ass river action.

1/2 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, MP calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG caps</font>, MP calls, Hero calls, SB calls.

Flop: (17 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, MP calls, Hero calls, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, UTG calls, MP calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (14.50 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, UTG calls, MP calls, Hero calls.

River: (18.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, Hero folds, SB calls, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, MP folds, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 25.50 BB

Results:
SB has Td Jh (two pair, jacks and tens).
UTG has Kh Jc (straight, king high).
Outcome: UTG wins 25.50 BB.

[BionicComma]

WTF is up with everyone limping their AA and KK tonight? Sheesh....

Edit: This post not related to the one above.

[DavidC]

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Oh man that is the prototype Fujibabe (big [censored], likes Fritos, etc). Bring her to Vegas so I can trade a 5-minute lap dance with her for his WSOP seat. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Smooth.

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water isn't cold enough. i can only make out her left nipple.

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not 100% sure, but that's likely just photoshop.

nit: it's her right nipple.

[DavidC]

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Oh man that is the prototype Fujibabe (big [censored], likes Fritos, etc). Bring her to Vegas so I can trade a 5-minute lap dance with her for his WSOP seat. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Smooth.

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water isn't cold enough. i can only make out her left nipple.

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[img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

misread that. Yeah yeah.

[DavidC]

.

[BionicComma]

Q: Who cold calls 4 bets with 52 off?

A: The guy I just lost a 25BB pot to.

[Zeldark]

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Q: Who cold calls 4 bets with 52 off?

A: The guy I just lost a 25BB pot to.

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Staaaakes?