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08-11-2007, 11:49 PM
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I got laid
Brag: i got laid tonite after a five week drought.
beat: the chick was fat and i didnt wear a condom. variance: ill probly have a kid in 9 months and i probly have contracted a STD. im rooting for glycoma. HIv would sucks so bad. and jager bombers should be consumed in quantities of no more than ten in a night. OH AND SOME FAT [censored] SPILT A PINT OF GUINNES ON MY FRIENDS IPHONE THEN MY FRIEND SPAT IN HIS FACE AND SLAPPED HIM IN THE MOUTH 
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#3
08-11-2007, 11:55 PM
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Re: I got laid
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SOME FAT [censored] SPILT A PINT OF GUINNES ON MY FRIENDS IPHONE THEN MY FRIEND SPAT IN HIS FACE AND SLAPPED HIM IN THE MOUTH [/ QUOTE ] Same chick you slept with?
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#4
08-11-2007, 11:57 PM
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Re: I got laid
[ QUOTE ]
Brag: i got laid tonite after a five week drought. BRAG: the chick was fat and i didnt wear a condom. variance: ill probly have a kid in 9 months and i probly have contracted a STD. im rooting for glycoma. HIv would sucks so bad. and jager bombers should be consumed in quantities of no more than ten in a night. OH AND SOME FAT [censored] SPILT A PINT OF GUINNES ON MY FRIENDS IPHONE THEN MY FRIEND SPAT IN HIS FACE AND SLAPPED HIM IN THE MOUTH [/ QUOTE ] fyp
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#5
08-11-2007, 11:58 PM
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Re: I got laid
I think we have all learned a valuable lesson here. Don't [censored] with the iphone
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#6
08-11-2007, 11:58 PM
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Re: I got laid
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[ QUOTE ] Brag: i got laid tonite after a five week drought. BRAG: the chick was a sheep and i didnt wear a condom. variance: ill probly have a kid in 9 months and i probly have contracted a STD. im rooting for glycoma. HIv would sucks so bad. and jager bombers should be consumed in quantities of no more than ten in a night. OH AND SOME FAT [censored] SPILT A PINT OF GUINNES ON MY FRIENDS IPHONE THEN MY FRIEND SPAT IN HIS FACE AND SLAPPED HIM IN THE MOUTH [/ QUOTE ] fyp [/ QUOTE ] fyp bro
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#7
08-12-2007, 12:00 AM
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Re: I got laid
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] SOME FAT [censored] SPILT A PINT OF GUINNES ON MY FRIENDS IPHONE THEN MY FRIEND SPAT IN HIS FACE AND SLAPPED HIM IN THE MOUTH [/ QUOTE ] Same chick you slept with? [/ QUOTE ] NO IT WAS A GUY AND HE WAS IN A TIGHT SHIRT SO MY FRIEND TRIED TO CRACK SOME LINE ABOUT HIM HAVING ABOOB JOM. HE WAS TRYING TO BE LIKE EMINEM IN 8 MILE BUT THEN MY FRIEND SAID HED WRAP A CHAIR ROUND THE FAT GUYS HEAD AND THE FAT GUY TRIED TO ACT BLACK AND SAY PEACE BROTHER AND MY FRIEND SAID U JUST BROKE MY 1K PHONE U FAT [censored] GET THE [censored] OUTTA HERE BEFORE I KICK U IN THE TEETH AND THE FAT GUY SAID BLAH BLAH BLAH OR SOME [censored]. I WAS TOO BUSY TRYING TO GET IN THE FAT CHICKS PANTS.
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#9
08-12-2007, 12:11 AM
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Re: I got laid
[ QUOTE ]
Brag: i got laid tonite after a five week drought. beat: the chick was fat and i didnt wear a condom. variance: ill probly have a kid in 9 months and i probly have contracted a STD. im rooting for glycoma. HIv would sucks so bad. and jager bombers should be consumed in quantities of no more than ten in a night. OH AND SOME FAT [censored] SPILT A PINT OF GUINNES ON MY FRIENDS IPHONE THEN MY FRIEND SPAT IN HIS FACE AND SLAPPED HIM IN THE MOUTH [/ QUOTE ] its ruining evolution that people like you are more likely to reproduce.
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#10
08-12-2007, 12:13 AM
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Re: I got laid
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] Brag: i got laid tonite after a five week drought. beat: the chick was fat and i didnt wear a condom. variance: ill probly have a kid in 9 months and i probly have contracted a STD. im rooting for glycoma. HIv would sucks so bad. and jager bombers should be consumed in quantities of no more than ten in a night. OH AND SOME FAT [censored] SPILT A PINT OF GUINNES ON MY FRIENDS IPHONE THEN MY FRIEND SPAT IN HIS FACE AND SLAPPED HIM IN THE MOUTH [/ QUOTE ] its ruining evolution that people like you are more likely to reproduce. [/ QUOTE ]I CANT BELIEVE I GOT MY CHAT BANNED FOR CALLING THAAY3R NAMES IN SUPPORT FOR YOUR NOBLE CAUSE
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