Weird Celebrity Crushes (An Ode to Helen Hunt)

[GrandmaStabone]

Oh Helen Hunt, how long have I longed for your touch? The taste of sweet Helen Hunt sugar on my lips? In adolescence you made me burn so bright I thought my soul would swell too large for my mortal self...

As I grew older I shed baby fat, I shed bad haircuts, acne and self-consciousness... but I never shed you Helen Hunt. I grew beyond the objects of lust I held in the past, replacing them with new and younger blood... but the blood that rushes for you Helen Hunt is still the greatest force coursing through my veins.

In my youth, you looked like this:




So who could blame me for wanting you above any other? But no one, not even you Helen Hunt, can escape the grasp of time. Now you are 45 years and counting. The Jessica's of the world are young now, with the hearts of a world of men beating just for them, but not mine Helen Hunt...my heart continues to beat for you.

I want to bring you your Ensure in the morning and rub your varicose veins while you get regular. I want to refill your humidifier and fold your giant panties while you take an old lady nap...

But most of all Helen hunt, I want to uncork the longing of 15 years and give you hope that there are still forces powerful enough to change the world.

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So....ummmm...do you have any weird celebrity crushes?

[A S U]

Sigourney weaver

[samjjones]

GS - she has weird teeth, but she used to have a pretty nice proportional rack back in the day. As far as off-beat celebrity crushes go, she was a good choice.

[gumpzilla]

I suggest graduating to Leelee Sobieski. Which I would heartily approve.

Also, I think there are pretty few celebrities unattractive enough to make a crush on them truly weird - hopefully this thread will bring out all those who want to bang Kathy Griffin.

[JuntMonkey]

I don't know if this was too offbeat in the 90's. Also why didn't you post the butt shots in that bikini?

Alex Mack isn't a weird crush is it?

[samjjones]

Also, I'd like to claim Danielle Panabaker.

[Scotty.]

Sarah Chalke (Elliot)

[Los Feliz Slim]

Not weird because I know lots of guys dig her, but let's hear it for Dana Delany.

[samjjones]

LFS - "Exit to Eden" on Cinemax at 1am? Eh...eh?

[WayAbvPar]

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LFS - "Exit to Eden" on Cinemax at 1am? Eh...eh?

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Just make sure to change to channel before Rosie O'Donnell shows up in her leather teddy or your penis will never forgive you.