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10-10-2007, 05:26 PM
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Re: Lets beat a drug test
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[ QUOTE ] Give the peyton manning bootlick a *. Please. [/ QUOTE ] Dude, how many threads are you gonna douche up in one day? [/ QUOTE ] as many as the number of times you have been laid by a chick who doesn't have pizza face acne......0 
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#23
10-10-2007, 05:28 PM
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Re: Lets beat a drug test
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[ QUOTE ] Do they often watch you piss at these tests? [/ QUOTE ] I'd say your odds are 50/50, either they do watch or don't watch. Just curious, what sort of vessel do you intend on smuggling this piss in so you actually pass the whiz quiz? [/ QUOTE ] it's a small container that is shaped to go in your buttcrack. it has a plastic tube(sorta like the fottball helmets with beer cans) that dispenses the piss when you squeeze your ass.
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#24
10-10-2007, 05:32 PM
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Re: Lets beat a drug test
SERIOUS ANSWER HERE
OP: go to Walmart or your local grocery store, find Certo liquid fruit pectin. It's used for canning jam/jellies. It's like $3-5 for 2 pouches (it'd come in a blue box). 2-3 hours before your test, mix one pouch in a pitcher of water and drink it all. It tastes like unsweetened lemonade. This will give you a pass. I used this twice (both times having smoked the night before the test) and passed both times.  so you know what to look for
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#25
10-10-2007, 05:36 PM
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Re: Lets beat a drug test
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LOL, I just did a search of all TheBigPicture's posts. And I really really regret it. The guy's a bad-post machine. [/ QUOTE ] The fact that you would do this makes me feel sorry for you that you are going to go through your life wondering why you can't get laid.
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#26
10-10-2007, 05:36 PM
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it's a small container that is shaped to go in your buttcrack. it has a plastic tube(sorta like the fottball helmets with beer cans) that dispenses the piss when you squeeze your ass. [/ QUOTE ] A+
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#27
10-10-2007, 05:38 PM
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Re: Lets beat a drug test
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[ QUOTE ] LOL, I just did a search of all TheBigPicture's posts. And I really really regret it. The guy's a bad-post machine. [/ QUOTE ] The fact that you would do this makes me feel sorry for you that you are going to go through your life wondering why you can't get laid. [/ QUOTE ] Well, I did just have sex earlier today...and probably will again tonight...but yeah, you're right. I've been wondering what the problem has been for a long time. You've been here for less than 2 months...hope NT! is having a good day and doesn't just help us all out and perma-ban you.
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#29
10-10-2007, 05:43 PM
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Re: Lets beat a drug test
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] LOL, I just did a search of all TheBigPicture's posts. And I really really regret it. The guy's a bad-post machine. [/ QUOTE ] The fact that you would do this makes me feel sorry for you that you are going to go through your life wondering why you can't get laid. [/ QUOTE ] Well, I did just have sex earlier today...and probably will again tonight...but yeah, you're right. I've been wondering what the problem has been for a long time. You've been here for less than 2 months...hope NT! is having a good day and doesn't just help us all out and perma-ban you. [/ QUOTE ] Guys, tell me that this guy is not the guy at this website Http://www.pwned.nl
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#30
10-10-2007, 05:46 PM
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Re: Lets beat a drug test
See, that cartoon is kinda funny. I'm not reporting anybody though. NT! doesn't much care for me, but he does run this forum with an iron fist, and over the last, you know, 4 years, I haven't done anything ban-worthy. You're just sitting here starting a flame war, and I'm done with you.
PS. Nice try emailing that secretary trying to get a date. And you're making fun of other people? Well played, sir.
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