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03-09-2007, 10:53 AM
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Re: I have super potent sperm
my sperm is very puny and weak and i am very glad because i swear to god if that crazy bitch got pregnant i would have killed myself.
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03-09-2007, 11:53 AM
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Re: I have super potent sperm
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Until I had the vasctomy and joined the choir anywayz. [/ QUOTE ] Im getting one. Does it hurt or no? Ive heard both. [/ QUOTE ] A little uncomfy. But there's nothing more manly than smelling your own vas deferens being seared as you lie back and watch the little puffs of smoke rising up from the table, and thinking, 'mmmm, smells like good eats.' I did however get epidydimitis and orchitis about 6 months later, and had balls like big oranges. That hurt like you'd expect. They said it wasn't related. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! The biggest change is when you go back to secks. Instead of - you know - it steams like a tea kettle. You squeeze it right, it whistles. [/ QUOTE ] Sounds like the stories I read here: http://dontfixit.org/ You should definitely read that if you're considering getting the snip. I'm married but I'm not, and never will be getting a vasectomy. Condoms work just fine thanks.
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#23
03-09-2007, 07:48 PM
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Re: I have super potent sperm
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Until I had the vasctomy and joined the choir anywayz. [/ QUOTE ] Im getting one. Does it hurt or no? Ive heard both. [/ QUOTE ] A little uncomfy. But there's nothing more manly than smelling your own vas deferens being seared as you lie back and watch the little puffs of smoke rising up from the table, and thinking, 'mmmm, smells like good eats.' I did however get epidydimitis and orchitis about 6 months later, and had balls like big oranges. That hurt like you'd expect. They said it wasn't related. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! The biggest change is when you go back to secks. Instead of - you know - it steams like a tea kettle. You squeeze it right, it whistles. [/ QUOTE ] Sounds like the stories I read here: http://dontfixit.org/ You should definitely read that if you're considering getting the snip. I'm married but I'm not, and never will be getting a vasectomy. Condoms work just fine thanks. [/ QUOTE ] the most trouble I had is shaving my balls. It was a bit like trying to get a marshmallow into a slot machine.
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#24
03-09-2007, 08:39 PM
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You should definitely read that if you're considering getting the snip. I'm married but I'm not, and never will be getting a vasectomy. Condoms work just fine thanks. [/ QUOTE ] [censored] Condoms. Birth control pill FTW
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#26
03-09-2007, 10:02 PM
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Sounds like the stories I read here: http://dontfixit.org/ You should definitely read that if you're considering getting the snip. I'm married but I'm not, and never will be getting a vasectomy. Condoms work just fine thanks. [/ QUOTE ] Jesus H. Christ! My balls tucked and ran just reading the intro to that site. Every surgical procedure is going have complications, but reading a forum devoted to discussing vasectomy complications will cool you to a lot of things, and not just vasectomies. Wow...
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#27
03-09-2007, 11:19 PM
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June 2003: Wife and I are very drunk and horny after a fun night out partying. We have hot sexy time on the back porch. I spooge in her vagine for the first time ever. 9 months later, my first son is born. FFW to February 2007: [/ QUOTE ] beat: you have weak sperm! you only have 2 kids in 4 years? i would have 4 kids in 4 years if i were married! of course i refuse to get married or have kids unless i end up making 6 figures a year (which won't ever happen so my genes will die with me). If i were married i would never have a vasectomy. Wives are meant to be barefoot and pregnant, i am not the type of guy to defy the wishes of the allmmighty!
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#28
03-10-2007, 12:57 AM
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the most trouble I had is shaving my balls. It was a bit like trying to get a marshmallow into a slot machine. [/ QUOTE ] okay, I seriously laughed out loud at this one.
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#30
03-10-2007, 05:47 PM
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DieCarter, how long til yo kidz are on 2+2? [/ QUOTE ] I will putting an internet block on the site's IP once they start surfn in earnest. Man they could blackmail the crap out of me if they went through all my posts and hinted at telling 'mum' what I've sed in teh past.
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