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lol @ family guy reference.. good thread. [/ QUOTE ] my fav part. highly amusing post. |
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Fan F$%&ingTastic BBV Thread!
I have tried to initiate heads up matches with douchebags like this. Only once have I got one to play, I got up half a buy-in and he logged off with out saying a word. The rest of the time, they say something like "No I'll take your money easily right here if you stay long enough blah blah blah meow cheow" |
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LETS DO THISSSS! stopped reading here... OP is obviously retarded [/ QUOTE ] Wrong forum. (for you) |
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[x] i offer econ tutoring @ 60 bucks an hr (way worth it)
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I have been using the phrase "ship ship imo" this past week for no apparent reason....
[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] this thread |
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k cool
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lol A+ this reminds me of my youth
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haha awesome read. Congrats OP
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Had something similar happen to me about a week ago. Not as robusto as you but a decent score for me none the less
*********** Check out this hand and the banter that ensued. It led to a heads up challenge against a donkey. FullTiltPoker Game #4110555225: Table White (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:36:35 ET - 2007/11/08 Seat 1: XXXX ($24.60) Seat 2: Donk ($58.35) – Donkey boy had a note on him that says calls raises and reraises with total crap Seat 3: XXXX ($24.65) Seat 4: Hero ($25.80) Seat 5: XXX ($12.75) Seat 6: XXXX ($26.85) Seat 6 posts the small blind of $0.10 Seat 1 posts the big blind of $0.25 The button is in seat #5 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Hero [6c 6h] Donk calls $0.25 - limp donks in Hero raises to $1.25 XXXX calls $1.25 Everyone else folds Donk calls $1 (of course he does) *** FLOP *** [6d 9h 3s] Donk checks Hero bets $3 xxxx folds Donk calls $3 - of course he does *** TURN *** [6d 9h 3s] [7h] Donkey has 6-5 and bottom pair and a ass end of a gut shot draw now Donk checks Hero bets $10.10 Donk calls $10.10- still doesn’t stop him from calling for $10 *** RIVER *** [6d 9h 3s 7h] [8c] Donk bets $44, and is all in hero calls $11.45, and is all in – knew I was beat here but had to see and planned to berate him if he donked into something which he did. Uncalled bet of $32.55 returned to donk *** SHOW DOWN *** Donk shows [6s 5s] a straight, Nine high hero mucks Donk wins the pot ($50.55) with a straight, Nine high *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $53.20 | Rake $2.65 Board: [6d 9h 3s 7h 8c] Banter that ensued hero: you’re a total crapp card playing, gut shot drawing pile of donkey pooh donk: Who me? hero: tell me how you played that 6-5 hand good donk: do the math donk: it was thin hero: lol donk: but not out of the realm of reality. donk: unless you don't understand the concept of math donk: because I have about 3000 hands on you datamined. donk: you had bottom pair on the flop hero: called out of position donk: But if you'd like to play HU 1/2 donk: I'd be happy donk: I mean donk: I'm so horrible donk: Easy money, right? I’m totally steaming and agree to play donkey boy heads up $1/$2 NL $200 buyin. 203 hands later I leave up $190! Here are a few hands from the session: FullTiltPoker Game #4110709636: Table Been (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:51:39 ET - 2007/11/08 Seat 1: hero ($255.60) Seat 2: donk ($199) hero posts the small blind of $1 donk posts the big blind of $2 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero[9h 9d] hero raises to $6 donk calls $4 *** FLOP *** [7s 3d 6c] donk bets $12 hero calls $12 *** TURN *** [7s 3d 6c] [4d] donk bets $36 hero calls $36 *** RIVER *** [7s 3d 6c 4d] [7c] donk checks hero checks *** SHOW DOWN *** donk shows [Kh 2h] a pair of Sevens hero shows [9h 9d] two pair, Nines and Sevens hero wins the pot ($107.50) with two pair, Nines and Sevens *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $108 | Rake $0.50 Board: [7s 3d 6c 4d 7c] Seat 1: hero (small blind) showed [9h 9d] and won ($107.50) with two pair, Nines and Sevens Seat 2: donk (big blind) showed [Kh 2h] and lost with a pair of Sevens FullTiltPoker Game #4110677043: Table Been (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:48:31 ET - 2007/11/08 Seat 1: hero ($221.10) Seat 2: donk ($135.50) donk posts the small blind of $1 hero posts the big blind of $2 The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero [6d 7d] donk raises to $4 hero calls $2 *** FLOP *** [6c Ts Qh] hero checks donk bets $4 hero raises to $9 donk calls $5 *** TURN *** [6c Ts Qh] [4d] hero bets $22 donk calls $22 *** RIVER *** [6c Ts Qh 4d] [Ah] hero bets $70 donk folds Uncalled bet of $70 returned to hero hero shows [6d 7d] a pair of Sixes hero wins the pot ($69.50) He told me he QK after wards FullTiltPoker Game #4110611074: Table Been (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:42:06 ET - 2007/11/08 Seat 1: hero ($194.80) Seat 2: donk ($84.60) hero posts the small blind of $1 donk posts the big blind of $2 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero [Td 9c] hero raises to $5 donk calls $3 *** FLOP *** [8h 7h 3d] donk checks hero bets $7 donk raises to $22 hero raises to $189.80, and is all in donk folds All in all turned a bad beat into a couple hundos. |
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vn op. i personally like that you left while ahead, its so tilting to him. [/ QUOTE ] lol, tru tru |
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